Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Have a holly jolly Christmas/Winter Celebration

I haven't posted in a while, so I think I owe it to you guys to have a Christmas/Winter Celebration post. If you don't know, I'm part Jewish, so our family feels inclined to have the Menorah out every year. We also get dradles that go to future gambling use, and awesome Jewish folk tales about boys who wish for giant pastries, and murderous Golems that can summon the dead to testify about the Jewish oppression. Truly a great religion. (No joke.)

Well, I can't really say much about other winter holidays but to say, have good ones, so I'll just get to Christmas.

I was trying to figure out what Christmas meant to me this year, because I have a lot of free time. And it came to me this night, while we began to decorate our Christmas tree. (Which I will talk about Christmas trees later.)

I found out that out of all of the things I like about Christmas, my best memories are of the Christmas trees. Yeah, people would think, GIFTS GIFTS GIFTS! But really the most memorable thing for me is our tree. And I have reasoning. It's just how we decorate our trees that makes me love it. I mean, I go out and see these trees with their multi coloured orbs, and alternating Christmas lights, and I am BORED! That isn't us. With us, every ornament tells a story. Pick up one, and you get into a discussion of it's past with the family. A discussion of touching moments, to hilarious stories. From the lazy snowman, who lies on the pine branches, to the glass bird who has no string, yet has survived countless tree failings. And the rocking horse with the seemingly insignificant in my history year of 1995. Then you remember that, that was the year you got moo cow, the spring powered horse, whom you have fond memories of climbing on, and pretending to lasso some freaking cattle rustlers! GET OWNED YELLOW BELLIED PRAIRIE SWINE! Sorry. And the newest, but unforgettable red ball with Jew Nose written in gold writing across the front.

That is my Christmas. A great green ghost of Christmas past, it's branches laced with stories. A rich tapestry of good times. It's not the receiving of gifts, or the giving of gifts, it's the reflection of gifts you already have.

(To be edited.)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Nathaniel the Optamist.

I'm so optamistic, that I find this back pack back breakingly light.

That's my twist on, this glass of water is half full.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

ToS addiction, and NEW AUTHORS WANTED!

Dammit. I got addicted to ToS again. Now I'm all like, "Yo! Shadow! Annulst thy pact with Mithos, and form a new pact with me!" It's annoying. Also, doesn't Gnome bear a striking resemblance to Resetti, from Animal Crossing? I'm not even kidding. If Gnome were'nt the size of a couple buses, then I wouldn't doubt they were brothers. Though I much prefer the current brother coming to you rather than have Gnome blow up your house with his emmense size, or the accompanying earthquakes. He also has a bow, and not the arrow firing kind.

So other then that not much is up. But I have a request. I want more writers! I'm looking for Writer's Playhouse team members. So if you wish to write for the blog, then make contact. Comments page is open, and my e-mail adress is nightmare_13@live.ca.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Love, love will keep us together! (And such.)

Well, I tried to watch the movie Twilight online. I was recommended this site by Megan, of "Just a Girl and Her Blog". In the end I did not end up watching it, for a few key reasons. Once on the site, it told me I needed to download a poop load of stuff, including Firefox, a whole new freaking web browser! Once I got, what was in the end, not such a poop load of stuff, (Firefox, and adobe flash player.) The video quality was terrible. (On the side, NICE FALSE ADVERTIZING!) My internet bugged out (normal) and then, it magically uninstalled adobe. I went to do it again, but adobe was still there. After getting my new adobe, and ditching the other one in the trash I went to the site, but it would no longer play the video! After a while of useless retrying, I finally decided to think, "Do I really want to watch this?" And decided that I didn't want to, for a couple of reasons.

1. The quality was disgusting!

2. They screwed up James.

3. Even if I hadn't read the book, it would have still been predictable, and possibly boring.

4. What's up with James?

5. None of the actors seemed right for their positions. Well, really, I only know of four actors for characters. But Bella seems too, useful. Like she is good at stuff, and has a purpose. Edward seems waaaaaay to high on himself. Charlie, looks too cool. Not that I mind cool, but he just isn't the Charlie we saw in the books.

6. How can you live with James like that?

7. I don't think it will be satisfactory as a romance. It seems to lean more towards how sweaty we can make Edward look while fighting people?

8. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO JAMES!?

9. I don't need to see it, because I know that the best romance of all time is, and always will be, "Love Actually." Don't deny it.

10. WHAT IN THE NAME OF F*** DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOU MOTHER F*****S! YOU TWITS THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN HERE AND TURN JAMES IN TO THIS P**** WITH A PONEYTAIL!

All prophanity aside, this is why I did not watch Twilight, this night. But yeah, Love Actually is the greatest romance ever, and is a must watch. But there is some pretty raunchy stuff in it. There is mild nudity, and harsh language, but that's about it. DO NOT WATCH IT WITHOUT PARENTAL APPROUVAL! But it is one of the funniest, and (dare I say it) cutest movies ever. It's a bunch of little love stories that happen in England, including two people who get together through doing a porn video. It's funny, because the guy is Mr.Wiesley from Harry Potter. And a kid, who's crush is moving to America, so he needs to learn to play music to impress her, all the while, a famous retired musician is making a comeback for Christmas (The setting for the movie.) and, is trying to reach stardom, and the love of the people again. There are a bunch more stories in the movie, but these are the ones I feel like mentioning.

So yeah, I'll update. Well, the current stuff is pretty much that, and I'm having a girl my age stay with me, as a billot. Her name is Kate. My mother is worried.

The video of the week is some video's for meeting characters for the video game Team Fortress 2 (third video down). I decided to put this up because it felt funny, because the animation style is that of Pixar movies, and there is just a bit of dark humor about that. It feels like the Incredibles were just handed sniper rifles, gernade launchers, and baseball bats, then told to fight to the death. Anyways, don't watch it with a weak stomach, there is some gore.

Picture will be put up when I find one, it will be awesome.

I don't want to explain the poll.

Killing children? Lies!

Keep on rocking! (Doctor.)

Nathaniel.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Don't you hate it when...

Don't you hate it when a main character in a book, or a character you liked, in a book slips into insanity. I'll explain.

So I finally started New Moon, after months of it's dust collecting on my book shelf, and in the fourth chapter the main character is insane. It's just annoying. This always puts a damper on books I'm reading. Like I stoped reading "His Dark Materials" after trying to make it through the second book, but I couldn't because I knew that Lord Asrial is flipping mental. He was my favorite character! Well, this, and the book didn't know how to hold onto a straight story, and always jumped over to whatever Serifina Pekala was at to piss me off. (I didn't mind seeing what our happy Texan was doing, because he was at least cool.) Well, it also lost it's other worldly charm, because they were now running around Oxford, instead of some crazy land where the curch ruled the world, and our souls ran around outside of our bodies in the form of animals we resembled.

It's also what happened to my favorite character, Bluestar, in the Warriors series. She just goes insane, and starts cutting up the magical cat religion, and feeding it to rainbow coloured bunnies who demanded the sacrifice of unicors with dragon blood in them. (Not actually what happened, but it might as well should have.)

So now I have a character I don't much care for, because of her obvious full of herselfness, but yet still finds place to be depressing, and have a low self esteem. The bad part is that she's the person who you have to see through. At least Lord Asriel, and Bluestar weren't spewing depressing banter in the places where there were supposed to be the main characters thoughts.

This book makes me wonder why everyone likes the series. I mean, nobody seems to like Bella, but are too focused on drooling over one of the male characters to give a rat's ass. But you know what? I think it's appealing because girls like to put themselves in the place of Bella, like photoshopping an image in there.

Somehow, I feel the need to continue pressing through the book, but I think it's through the promise of a werewolf character later on. My opinion, werewolf = Good enough reason to keep reading. Werewolves are just so much better than vampires, and just grasp my attention more, because there's something a little more beastly, and valiant about them. Not like a vampire, which by Stephanie's standards, are becoming weirder than the platypus. Their portrayal in this book seem to be way too weird. I mean, Edward supposedly resembles a lion. There doesn't seem to be anything lionly about him. He seems more like a coward in a sense. No, I shouldn't say that, but I thought that vampires were supposed to be like bats? To add to this, they have venom, stone like skin, that shines in the sunlight, and golden eyes that turn black over time.

Let's backtrack over what creature we have created. A blood drinking lion of stone, which also works as a florecent light when you don't need one, that has venom sacks, and has golden eyes that I belive would make him top heavy. This product also comes in the form of a bear, a snake, and any other animal you can dream up. Some even come with a bonus of PSYCHIC POWERS!

Now only nine nineghty nine! Does this make sense to anyone else? Well, I suppose I'm just being nit picky, but the only character so far that I really likes is dead. James, I respect a man who can kidnap a 17 year old girl, who seems to be smart to some extent with only a video tape. Bravo my good sir.

Well, there you have a rant, on why I feel like being in a pissy mood.

By the way, you all have homework to do for me. Send me in an essay that's subject is, "If I were to die in two weeks." I did this in French class. It was actually pretty fun to write. I just talked about all of the stuff I would do to make my last days happy. I'll transfer my essay onto my blog sometime.

If you don't pass it in, it's an F.

Nathaniel.

Monday, November 24, 2008

I find it kind of funny. (I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.)

Well, I've some up with the video of the week. It's the music video for a song called 'Mad World'. I like the song a lot, so I decided to check out the music video.(First video) It was awesome! I just found it really creative, and cool! It's something that I would like to go in front of a building and do with some friends. If you watch the video, you would understand.

Also, I feel like I'm not fulfilling my duty as a writer in 'Writer's Playhouse'. I don't know why, but I had planned out that corny name a long time before the blog came to be. I just always thought it had a nice ring to it.

More side stuff! I wonder what it's like to have a dream die? I mean, I'm too young to have had any of my dreams go up in flames, but I've always wondered what it was like. The funny part is that I'll never know, because now, one of my dreams is to have a dream go up in flames. Damn.

I feel insane. I mean, I freak my self out with weird compulsions, like having this shock run through your body, that makes all of your muscles stretch all at once. It really makes me feel like some crazy child. It's weird.

Have you ever tried running up a down escalator. I have, and it's hard. Especially when you finally get off. You need to jump, and every time I freak out, because I think I'm going to fall. And when you do make it, feels so weird, and unnatural.

Ever get that feeling when you close your eyes that the world is in a different state, or your body is. Like one time it felt like my neck was curled so that it rested on my shoulder, but it was a really long neck, and my neck surrounded my head, and my leg was twisted upwards, like the way bones aren't supposed to bend. It was very comfy. Or when your finally getting to sleep, and it feels like your floating away from your bed. That is freaky stuff.

If I had to make up a stripper name, I would be Nestea. I think it fits. It kind of rhymes with Natty, and it's a sugar, like cocoa, or something.

This question has been bugging me. If I could blow things up with my mind, would I really have the heart to do it? I mean, sure, it would be awesome to blow things up with my mind, but would I ever look at the Internet game kitten cannon again? I mean, they blow up cats, and sure, I'd say that I would blow up a cat with mind explosions if it made me sound cool or interesting, but if it really came down to it, would I kill the kitten? I like to think not. I like to think that I'm a better person than that. I like to think that cats are cooler than dogs, but somehow, it just doesn't register as correct, I mean, sure felines include lions, tigers, leopards, and cheetahs, but come on! K9s have wolves! Wolves rock! They also get foxes. Foxes are cool because they both just are, and that their species is called vulpine. And that's a fact.

I may have brought this up earlier, but I think that I should come up with my own slang. Like, kiwi, for awesome. Like "MAN! THIS PARTY IS KIWI!" Or like syphulosaurus for sucks, like "Geez Jared! Your parents syphlosaurus!" Just as a couple. But maybe things closer to the actual words. I think dazzleman will be a cool guy. Just because my brother used it for a while. But I would need a whole new word for girls. I think that I'll use Raz for my awesome word, cause it sounds like a short Rasputin. He was one tricky fellow.

For all of you who think I'm on drugs, I am not. I just felt like thinking out loud for a while. I probably scared a lot of you with this stuff, and for that, I'm sorry.

Please don't take this all too seriously.

Nathaniel.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Dawn of the New World, and an update.

Okay, I'm late on this, but I have a good reason. It is, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World. I talked about how pissed off I was that I couldn't get it on time a little while ago. Well now, a while later, I have it, and I think I'm nearing the end. It's sort of sad that I am. You see, I expected it to be far longer, but I did just hop the plot, and didn't take time to smell the possibly man eating flowers. There are in fact a whole lot of sidequests to do, that I may just go back and do (Mainly because I'm sort of stuck on a boss fight right now.) And they made it shorter by cutting out them, sometimes annoying, world map travel systeme, and just put in an isntant quick jump. I can't feel good about making giant grasshoppers extinct, because they are in the great fields of doom, while I am confined to my dungeons of polar bears. But they do make up for it, by adding in way more voice stuff, including voicing the ever funny skits. Going from Tenebrae being an old coot armed with bad puns, to Lloyd being accused of wanting to have an affair with a married woman, and being yelled at for it, or accused of being a peeping tom, and being punished with the summon spirit of water for it. Plus the recruit a monster systeme, which allows me to put Fenrir, the ice wolf on my team. Though it's the monster systeme downfall is that your always swarmed with guest party members, and never get to use your level 100 Fenrir, because Raine and Genis want to occupy your time, and you can't say no to them, because you know that you won't get to hear Genis yell "Pancake time! Stalagmite!" So I'm almost never using my monsters, who, ironically, are a way higher level then everyone on your team. Also, when you have guest characters, you can't make them stronger with new armour, or weapons, you can't even level them up! But despite it's downfalls, the game is acctually very fun, but I do have some pointers for if Emil's adventures continue.

1: The world map. Bring it back. I loved running through the world, and scouting the land for monsters to kill.

2: Take out guest characters or monster adding. I don't have room for both. Preferably guest characters on the party. Make them have an appearence, but they had their time to shine, pass the stick on to somebody else.

3: In the event of monster on party stuff, don't make it that easy to level them up. My faithful Fenrir shadows over my puny Emil so much, it's no longer funny.

4: In the event of guest characters, LET ME FREAKING PLAY AS THEM! I was probably way better with Lloyd then I'll ever be with Emil, so why can't I use him?

5: Find a new party. I don't want Emil travelling with some useless guys from the last game. I want Emil travelling with a new group of brand new characters.

6: What the hell happened to Corrine? Yes, I know SPOILER thing happened to him, but what's with him being the summon spirit of heart? I mean you've got all the intense elements, and then there's freaking heart?!

7: Don't make me go through the same dungeons again. I had trouble with the temple of lightning the first time, though the second time wasn't hard, but still.

8: As entertaining as it was, please don't do the same thing to make the main character achieve their rank as peeping tom, you went overboard with it this time. Also the conversation Zelos everheard was a bit over the top too.

Aside from that, a pretty good job. The characters were done great, and the plot line was solid. You should buy this game. But consider playing the first one before you play Dawn of the New World.

Well, after that, it's time for some updating. I played Dawn of the New World, that is my current events.

The poll this week shall be on milk. Chocolate, or white? Or do you drink it at all?

The video of the week shall be put up later, when I find out what I want to put up.

Picture. Another motivational one, on stupidity. Hope you enjoy it. There really isn't much to say about it at all.

I'm still working on that short story, and I don't know when I'll be done.

"Brief is an understatement." This is a quote by me about how short the update section was.

KEEP ON ROCKING! (My good sir.)

Nathaniel.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Doomed.

I am doomed. Let me explain. This is a realization I've come to about myself, that I feel like sharing. I am doomed to question reality. It's what I do in my spare time. I always think about it. What is reality? It's an answer I'll never come to, or anyone ever will, because it doesn't exist. Reality is there, and I suppose, that's what it is. There, feeling it, seeing it, smelling it, tasting it, hearing it. That's reality, that's what it means, but is it reality? We only know what our brains want us to know, and our brains are pretty flawed. If something is outside comprehension, then we can't know it. It's there, but we can't know it's there. We live in the third dimension, but say if we were to enter seventh dimension, if it exists. We wouldn't know it was there, because our brains can't tell us it's there. But then again, it boils down to 'whatever you don't know, can't hurt you'. Or, to rephrase it, whatever we can't comprehend, can't hurt us. That may, or may not be true, depending on your belief of the supernatural. Anyways, this theory just came to me. If there is a holy figure, such as god, or Allah, or Ganesha, then perhaps the reason they are not seen, is because they cannot be comprehended. I'm not very religious, but I like to accept possibilities into theories. Just cause I don't necessarily believe it, doesn't mean I don't get to play around with the idea. So anyways, as you can see, I'm pretty doomed to go this stuff over a lot. Next week, I'll take in empiricism!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Soooo, I'm updating now.

Okay, not much has happened in the world of me this past week. Although I have a very new nickname, but not a good one. I am now Néné, oh, and Arminda, somebody who commented from time to time has given me the nickname, Nattybug. So, apart from bad nicknames, I was listening to a Massey Lecture, done by Margret Atwood, a famous Canadian author. The topic of the lecture was Payment. It was all pretty interesting, especially when she talked about the system to get away from repaying depts, called kill the loner, or something of the sort. She talked about the Templars, and the Jews here, and apparently the Jews were famous for having this done to them. But there was a part that I didn't get. She said that sending one to jail did less justice then sending them to community service, and that it was the tax payers that had to deal with the trial payment, and that it was just more unjust to the taxpayers. Now, I'm not completely against what she said, because community service is always a good way to go, but she seemed to be missing the simple fact about why people go to jail. People go to jail because they are a danger to the rest of society, and need to be isolated to protect the rest of society. It may not be the best approach, and it gives people time to sort out problems, so it isn't completely in affective.

Continuing on, I feel the need to make a serious poll this week. This week is the death sentence. I believe that it can be justified, and is in some cases better than lifetime incarceration without parole.

The video this week was something Lt.John showed me, called the little girl who was forgotten. It is like a kid's storyesk, thing that is pretty nice to watch. Once again, acquired taste, I think, and I can't really describe it, you just need to watch.

For the picture, this is an inspirational picture, or a mockery of one. I find it kind of funny, and it's certainly interesting.

And as for coming attractions, I am making a new part to Solitary Cell 63, but now, I have a title for my series of short stories. I'll ruin it by telling you that it is called In the Shadows, and the case name is 'Exchanges'. Unfortunately, I have no name for the organization at which they work, so I'm accepting all ideas. Also, for the information of all ye, it is not centered around the current main character AJ, or Anthony-Jermaine, Crawford. So yeah.

Well, that about sums it up.

KEEP ON ROCKING!

Nathaniel.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Annoyed.

I'm really annoyed right now. I have the day off, but it still sucks, because I'm waiting for Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World. It's the sequel to Tales of Symphonia, which is one of the bestest games ever. So greaterest, I can use madeded up words to describe it. So yeah, I tried to find my original TOS to take the edge off of the urge to play it, but I can't, which pisses me off. But what's worse is that I can't get Dawn of the New World until Wednesday, and not Tuesday, because it's remembrance day, where stores get charged for staying open. So that's one more day I need to wait. Also, for all of you who think you should check this game out, DO IT! It's complete awesome in a sack. Anyways, if your wondering why I'm this annoyed about another day, it's because I've actually been waiting for this game for over a year now. I only really got into the origional TOS last September, because Dawn of the New World was announced. And it was announced originally for early in 2008, but then it was pushed back to April, and then it kept on being pushed back ever since, and now, when I'm one day away, I have to wait another. It completely sucks! So, I have a day off, but nothing to do! JUST GIVE ME SCHOOL AND THE GAME! Anyways, I'm just annoyed, and that's why I'm writing this. Also, the update for this week is below the Music poem. I started it earlier, and when I finished editing, and put it up, it turned out underneath.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Music (Rough)

(This is an on the spot poem, or talk, or bunch of motivational phrases. I'm just kind of board, so, yeah, read.)

Music isn't making noise, it's about making rythm.

Music isn't being loud, music is being heard.

Music is no group of sounds, it's pattern, understanding, and harmony.

Music has no limits, it's here there and everywhere.

(I declare this work in progress!)

Friday, November 7, 2008

Updating about my neglect.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I might just keep this short because I suck like that. Not a lot has happened in the world of me, though I'm currently writing a review on the movie 'The Mist' that will be out up here. For those who haven't seen 'The Mist' then you might not want to read it, because it is filled with spoilers.



Other than this, I have a five day weekend. This calls for me yelling victory, which I won't do. So far I have done nothing on my day off.

Anyways, new picture is my cousin Eva. She is very cute.

On the new area, videos, is Slaughter Your World. It is a mockery of the song, Part of Your World, from the little mermaid. Do not watch it on a weak stomach, seriously. It is a pretty acquired taste, though i enjoyed it, it made me laugh. Besides this, it is from the web comic series, Looking for a Group, the character being Richard, the undead warlock, who is the comic relief character. There may be another reference to it in the future, with a play on the Discovery Channel add, though in comic form.

This weeks pole is about pets. What kind, or if you have one at all.

Not much this week, so yeah.

KEEP ON ROCKING!

Nathaniel.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Enter Hallow's Eve.

SPECIAL UPDATE! I forgot to talk about Halloween in my last update, and there is some fun news. On Halloween, there not only be an update, but a new written piece. Though I may not finish. I'm also gathering up some awesome Halloween pictures, and am setting up the blog for the spirit of the holiday. This is for one reason, this is the first major Writer's Playhouse holiday celebration! That's right, for the first time ever, Writer's Playhouse is going to celebrate a special holiday! I avoided Canadian thanks giving because that's a canadian only celebration. So! With that said, be on the lookout for Halloween goodies!

Nathaniel.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Solitary Cell 63

As promised, I give you some work I did. So please enjoy.

Solitary Cell 63


I walked down the dimly lit hall, some of my jet black hair landed in front of my eyes. I brushed it away. I came to the security center for sector 18. I used my hand free of the file under my arm to take off my ID badge, and flashed it in front of the scanner. A computerized voice came up. “Welcome agent AJ Crawford.” I couldn't resist a smirk.

The iron gates creaked open, and I walked through. There were cell doors, not your cliche cell doors, but reinforced steel doors, with small windows. The dim lighting was as bad as ever though. I counted numbers. White cell doors with large black numbers imprinted on them. From behind them came the shrieks of those incarcerated. I shut them out. I took a look at the file. Johnathan Jenkins, held in Sector 18's cell 63. I came to it. The number 63 was in very bold black print. “Here we go.” I mumbled. Then walked through to the outer area, where people monitored.

Captain Wilson came up to me. “Ready Crawford?” he asked. I simply nodded, without a word, and then went to the table where mr.Jenkins sat. I took the chair across from him, and removed my sunglasses, as if I'd just come in from a sunny day. My silvery eyes dug into his beautyful blues. The room was white, and of course, very secure. The man across from me fidgeted. He was obviously not mentally stable. We hadn't given him a straight jacket, but he had chains that reached to the walls, freshly installed this morning. “I want you to tell me about what happened last month.” I said, dryly, and finally breaking the silence. “You won't believe me, nobody does!” he exclaimed madly. I didn't flinch, it was expected. “Just tell me what happened Officer Jenkins, it's my job to listen to you.” I assured. I was tempted to call him JJ, but I hadn't. “I'm no Officer, I was fired!” Johnathan yelled at me. I rolled my eyes. “Or I could tell you what supposedly happened. You know, the wild dog attack, in the middle of NYC.” I said, annoyed. Finally a response. He shook his head. “No, I'll tell you.” he promised, sounding a little less out of his mind. I nodded. “Go on.” I urged.Johnathan seemed to lose focus on me, trapped in a dreamlike state, more like nightmare. He bit his lip as he remembered the horror of that night.
“It was just last month, a full moon, just like tonight.” said Johnathan, his hands balling into fists. It seemed to me like he was having a hard time remembering. “I was just in my patrol car, doing my rounds, out by central park. It was a cold night, and it was snowing.” he continued. The snowing detail was something he didn't seem too sure about. I sit silently, and patiently, pretending to listen intently. “That's when I heard her.” he seemed to shudder. “Who did you hear?” I ask, trying to sound like I care. “I heard a girl. A small girl, screaming.” he said, and you could almost see the shrill cry of a little girl in his eyes. He bites his lip again, as if trying to hold some urge off. I can't help but let a small smile of entertainment play on my face. “So what did you do?” I ask. “What any police officer would do! Get off my ass and get to the scream!” he said to me. For the first time, the horror in his face disappeared, and was replaced by a content grin, and eyes swimming with pride. His obvious love of his job sickened me. “Go on.” I urged Johnathan to continue, trying to stifle his proud face as soon as possible. “What did you find.?” I persisted. I tried not to smile while his face once again darkened. “I skidded into a park, and then jumped the fence into central park. I kept running, and the girl kept screaming. I burst from a group of fences, and saw the girl's horror filled eyes.” he says, as his head collapses into his head. I roll my eyes as tears roll down his face. “Her face was pleading for me to run, but I didn't see anything. I didn't see what sat glaring at her with hungry eyes.” he sobs. I guess I have to ask. “What was it?” I ask. He lifts his face to look at me. “A werewolf.” he says with a terrible grin.

“And now you stop believing me.” he says, and begins to laugh like a madman. I just sit there, arms crossed, looking at him evenly. “So what happened next?” I ask. He stares at me for a moment in confusion, finally, with a smile he responds. “The girl points, and as I look, I see the werewolf, the amber eyes were piercing. He dashes for the girl, and as fast as I can, I release fire.” he says, skidding back some to get slack on the chains, and forms the gun with his hands. “So how does that work out?” I ask. “I get him in the shoulder twice, and once in the freaking head, and the asshole doesn't die!” he exclaims. For once in this interview he seems to have some qualifications. “And how does the wolf react?” I persist. “The wolf gets pissed. It turns from the girl, and comes at me, rage practically streaming off of it. I start shooting again, and empty my clip, only making him slow down. Then, bam, it's on me! I get bitten in the shoulder!” he stops, right at the climax. “What next?” I ask. His head is on his hands again, but this time because he's trying to remember. “I don't know.” he says, losing that tone, and attitude I had loved, only moments ago. “It all just goes blank.” he continues.

I sigh. “Fine I'll finish the story for you.” I say, he looks up, confused. “This is my favorite part. Your left arm becomes hairy, and larger, hand turns to palm, nails to claws. But you still have one good arm. As the hair reaches your head, I enter the scene, and as I do, you run at the werewolf, and it runs at you. You collide, and then you start to pry open the werewolf's jaw. You put in a new clip, and empty it into the wolf's mouth.” I say, I notice him become very tense, and I adore it. I can see hatred burning his eyes. A beep sounds from my watch, and I see his left arm growing dense brown fur. I back up. “The fun part is, that after that, you drop to the ground, and land on all fours. Fur sprouts down your back, and your eyes turn fiery.” As if I was narrating the transformation, it happens. “Soon enough you look just like your now nearly brain dead opponent. Then you lunge at HER throat, and rip it out. Blood gushes from her neck, and then you turn.” as I say this the now fully werewolf Johnathan lunges at me, the chains holding him back. The ferocious roar of a beast splits the air. “Then, you run at the very girl you were trying to save. Luckily, unlike you, I'm prepared for events like that.” I say, taking a pistol from my belt, and removing my clip of silver bullets. “I shoot you a few times, and the poison es to you silver stops you. You become paralyzed, and I get out with the kid, while the rest of my team makes sure you don't move.” I finish. I walk for the door, but at the last moment turn. “Your a beast Johnathan, and there's nothing that can save you from that.” I say, glaring directly into the eyes of the savage wolf, and then leave.

“That went well.” Captain Wilson says sarcastically, as I pass by him. We exit to the hall together. “He's not worth our time.” I comment, breaking silence as we walked down the hall. “He's one of the most stable yet!” exclaimed Wilson in anger. I turn to him, and stop walking. “As stable as he is, he's useless to us.” I say. Only more anger comes from Captain Wilson. “We can change him!” he yelled at me. I didn't flinch. “He killed a werewolf, but tried to kill the girl too.” I say. He decides not to continue with Johnathan. “What's happening to the girl?” he asks. “I'm mentoring her, personally.” I tell him. We can't let that girl go onto the streets. She would go crazy, like Jenkins. “Luckily she was an orphan, so we didn't need to fake her death.” I commented. “So who adopted her?” he asks. “I did. And by the way, what do you think of Sophie Crawford?” I ask. He smirks at me. I can imagine he's thinking that I won't last the week. “It's nice.” he said, holding back his sour words of mockery. “But back to Johnathan, send him consent forms for his termination.” I say and begin to walk away. I continue to walk to the iron gates with The Pack written on them. A fitting nickname to these halls. The howls erupt from cells as the full moon rises outside. “Crawford! You need to write that report!” Captain Wilson calls after me. “Later. Me and Sophie are watching CSI Miami tonight.” I call back.

I exit the gates, and walk through the building until I reach the large double doors, and head for my car, preparing for the drive home from another day at the office.

Friday, October 24, 2008

IT'S THE FINAL UPDATE! (Not really. I just had The Final Countdown stuck in my head.)

Hey people! It's that time of the week again, where I make this weeks update on the blog, and show you how to boogie, but sadly, the boogieing must be held off for today.

So, as the week moves on, I haven't really done much, because I'm trying to catch up with school work. But since it's Friday night, Solitary Cell will probably occupy some time tonight. In my life, me and my small group of friends are making it a custom to play cards every lunch, and recess. There have been wins, and losses, but in the end, just good fun. I'm making friends pretty easily, so that's a good thing. Oh, and today, I met some people that I had convinced my name was Nathaniel Harwell. Later they said that it was too large of a name, and wanted to use a different name. I gave them one of my middle names, Isac, and so they now call me Isac. Next objective is to tell them I lied, and say my last name is Schiller, making the name Isac Schiller, and inside joke for the regular commenter Lt. John.

On the blog, this week's picture was used in science class, and I found it humorous. I searched far and wide for this picture, on the unfiltered google images, because I couldn't find it on filtered. I searched through the piles of porn for this picture, and if it was worth it, you must tell me.

For the poll, this is something that came up on a bus conversation. Who is better? Batman or Spiderman. It got me to wondering, what do blog readers think? Then I got to thinking, most of my readers would get angry, so I decided to make a, 'do you like your name?' poll. So do you like your name? Yes? No? Maybe so? Place your vote.

So, I think that about covers it.

KEEP ON ROCKING! (In your old granny chairs.)

Nathaniel.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I had to write this again.

Damn hotel connection! I now see why it's free. My connection cut out while I was posting this, so I lost an entire post, that will now be rewriten.

OK, so I'm still in Newfoundland, and was very busy, hence the late update, but I'm heading for Labrador tomorrow.

As for this week, like promised, I have finished Twilight, and I know that some commenters will soon find themselves searching for a review, which I intend to write. In other news, your new poll will arrive on friday, with another update, and I'm going to find a picture to put up soon.

As far as other writing projects go, I'm writing a short story that will be up, probably tomorrow. It's titled Solitary Cell 63, and is going to be here quickly due to it being an extra project for missing a week and a half of english.

Other than this, I'm going to get off my ass and finally get ATL part 2 done. Oh, and I'm trying a new exit phrase.

Keep on rocking! (My corny father would be so proud.)

Nathaniel.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Tracer Is Like a Wolf

This is a poem that was done for english class, called My friend is like. It is about the commenter Tracerbullet. Here we are:


My Friend is Like a Wolf


My friend is like a wolf. He has a lone attitude but always sticks to the group.

My friend is like a wolf. When he feels threatened, he is a dangerous foe.

My friend is like a wolf. He knows how to keep groups in order.

My friend is like a wolf. He pursues things like prey.

My friend is like a wolf. Without his pack he can still survive.

My friend is like a wolf. He always has another wolf like me to back him up.


By: The wonderful, Nathaniel

Updatamundo!

It's Friday again, and it's time for a new blog update. Week three in my series of updates, so yay for that.

This week nothing much happened. I got my first suspension from school. Funny thing is, that I'm doing better here, then back home. Ah well, I may never understand this place. And for all of you on the rock, I'd say it's about time to tell you that I will be with you all next week! That's right! I'm coming home! But remember, it's a surprise for the class.

Anyways, that aside, This week's picture was of a wolf. This was not the planned picture, but it has something to do with a poem I'll be posting. So stay, hm, I was going to say tuned, but I don't think that's really appropriate.

Now, as for the pole. This week is Darwin vs. All anti evolutionists. It's a large debate, that I think is fit to have here. So, the comments page is the battle ground.

As far as the new joint story goes, which it doesn't, seeing as how nobody sent anything in, I've decided that I'll make up a story.

Plot: The two worlds, known as our own world, earth, and the world of fantasy, known as Valguard, are coming together. The magic boundary that separates them is ripping, and by now, has already withered completely. Creatures from stories from all over the world are coming together on earth. The peace is pretty well kept, but there are sceptics on both sides. But a warlock is not content with the occurrence. He is bringing together dark forces to fight humans, and all who stand with them. Now, a person from earth has come together with a sky dragon, and they now are destined to fight the warlock, and return the peace.

Weak, I know, but I'm not feeling very creative. Now, after this, we normally have a proverb by me. But because of my lack of creativity, I'll give you a quote, from the show House. It's just something I love, from the episode One Day One Room.

"Life is a series of rooms. Were defined by who were stuck in each room with."

Just something I like, and that stuck with me. I heard the same thing, almost, at the funeral of a family friend. At the funeral, they said that every room was prepared by god, and that Mr.Miles was entering his final room, the afterlife. I'm surprised I remembered that, but it's just a saying I love.

Anyways, I'm hoping to finish part two of "Above the Law" in a while. So I'll keep you posted.

That's it for this week.

-Nathaniel.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Friday update.

I've decided that Friday is the best day for updates, so from now on, look out for weekly changes. Also, for polls, I've decided to leave the previous week's poll up until the next weekly update, just to let the results rest.

So this week's poll was suggested by Lt. John. I thought about it, and so, now we have a 'Is it OK to be gay?' Poll. I find that this is one of the stupidest debates known to man. I mean, if Tommy and Timmy like each other, then how does that affect me? I don't really care. Now I can get with Tommy's ex girlfriend. No, not really. All I'm saying is, why do we care. And this week on the comments page, that is more what I'm going to debate over. Should we, or should we not care?

Moving on, this week's picture is one that one of my new buds showed me. It is a comical picture of Batman, doing a, I believe hip hop stance. I found it pretty funny, and I hope you do to. Oh, and on a side note, I found my picture for next week, and I feel good, because now I'm ready in advance.

Now, we go onto my fun time proverbs. Once again, I need to get my good old math book. Oh and I may start quoting from time to time, instead of my originals. I've also picked a good one of these out for next week, so yeah, I'm prepared for the week ahead.

Proverb, by Nathaniel: The only fact in life that never changes, is that everything else in life always changes.

Don't rush to contradict me with math here. You all no what I mean.

In other news, it's time that I tried another story event. Yes, we all remember that one part of story, that was The Land of Last Names. I did, in the end get part two, but never posted it, because by this point it had been a few months. OK, so, instead of me pitching you ideas, I want you to pitch me ideas. Send in your story plot, and I'll pick my favorite. Here are the rules:

Make it relatively realistic. But fantasy is in the happy zone for me.

Everybody who wants to join in, and write a part of the story must tell , me by Friday.

Every part should be done within a week, and if not, I will remind you to finish. If by week two you are not done, then your part is passed onto the next person in line.

If you want to drop out, or change parts with somebody else, Just e-mail me. If you want to switch parts, send me in a good reason, and when you would like to do your part. My e-mail address is nightmare_13@live.ca.

So please, send in your pitches, either here, or e-mail me. I would prefer e-mail though. Oh, and you are entitled to put your contribution(s) to the the story on your blog, but to put others on you must have the permission of the writer.

So there is your update. Oh, and as for part two of Above the Law, well there is one word to describe it's progress. PROCRASTINATION! Or, I could say, lacking at best.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Updates!

I know that I'm not very good at keeping up with the blog, but now, I'm going to try and update stuff weekly. Such as, have a weekly poll picture, and any new proverbs I come up with during the week. This is also to have a place to comment on the weekly stuff.

So, this week, I have a poll that steers towards the serious. I want to know your opinion on abortion. This is also to laugh at the people who aren't pro choice like me. Look, were overpopulated already, and they are technically not yet humans, so I don't see a problem there. Plus, if it's not my kid, I don't have the right to decide for them. If they don't want the kid, and if it was like the result of a rape or something, then it's not my choice.

As for the picture, well, it's a dragon, roasting another dragon. I find it cool.

Proverb! Hold on, I need to go get my math exercise book. I wrote a good one in there! (Your call is important to us, please, hold. *Elevator music*.) Okay! I'm back! I have some time, so I picked the longest one.

An idea is like a forest. It takes time to grow, and make itself reality, but once it has, it is left for all to see in their own way. But as time goes on, the wood will dry, and get old, and die, and finally, it will all go in flames. But soon enough, a new forest comes to take it's place, and the cycle begins again.

So there is your update! Enjoy!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Above the Law: Case 1, How to Kill a Ghost: Prolougue.

(I'm on a roll! Okay, for this, this is a murder mystery script, which I will change later into an actual piece of writing, but for now, you must deal with this. To fully understand, John Trahey, the main character, is narrating at points, where I will put in italics. Otherwise, it's description of anything in brackets. Enjoy.)

Above the Law

Case 1: How to Kill a Ghost.

Prologue

(Scanning over an extremely messy desk.)

Voice: In this world, there are people who believe that there nothing stands between them and whatever they want to do. Those who think that there are no chains to hold them back. Those who don't believe in rules, or order, only their ambitions, and nothing in between. Those who are wrong. They only find out when they run to the extent or their chain. But some dogs are strong enough to break a chain. And when this happens, you get a bigger chain. I think I'm done milking that analogy, and will now get to the point.. Some people thing their above the law, but that isn't right. Law, and rules are one of the things that separate us from animals. Some people try and break through the law, and there are people who are made to stop those people, and give them what they deserve. I'm one of those people. My job is to defend those who are being wrongfully accused of crimes. I'm Defence Attorney John Trahey.

(Zooms out on John leaning back on a large chair, feet on the desk.)

John: And right now, I'm so freaking board with my cases!

(Camera switches to door, at the sound of a knock.)

John: Come in Maria! (With hint of annoyance.)

(Door opens, and young woman enters.)

Maria: Good morning sunshine. (Sarcastically, but smiling.)

John: *Mutters*. This is Maria.

(Camera goes to Maria.)


John: She's my assistant, and, I suppose if I have any friend, it's this perky disaster. She's now 20, and doing college here, in (Insert location here.). She came to me when I started this damn career. Five years ago, she came to me, looking for a job. I hadn't put out an add yet, she was just looking for work. So, me being the new attorney in town gave her a job. I didn't really feel like working outside of school hours anyways. She wanted the money for college, and got it a long time ago. I had no idea what the rush was a fifteen, but then again, I never understood some of Maria. She started out as my secretary, but her natural fluke luck, and slight understanding of how my job worked, became my assistant. And when it came time for college, and her acceptance for Yale, for some reason, she didn't want to abandon me, and decided to stay and do school here. And I have to admit, I'd be pretty lost without her as my Assistant.

Maria: We have a case.


John: It's eight am, why aren't you in your boyfriend's bed?

(Maria scowls at him.)


John: We both know that she doesn't have a boyfriend, somehow. She's naive, and the perfect
target.


Maria: I spent my New Years Eve with family. (Said with superiority.)

(Silent for a moment, and Maria gives him an expectant look.)

John: What? Is this the part where you expect me to say that I took this event of change to go apologize to my father? (With sarcasm highly present.) I get that lecture twice a year.


Maria: Well I was going to add that 2020 would sound like a nice time to look back on, seeing as how it's a good number. (With sarcasm.)

(Maria looks at something on the desk, and the camera goes to a book of challenging mind puzzles, Cheetos, and several beers on the desk.)

John: One New Years Eve to remember. (said while removing feet from desk.)

(Maria rolls eyes, and takes out the file tucked under her arm.)

John: Read it out for me.


Maria: Victim, Douglas Hampshire, 52 years of age, boring stuff. Here we are. Victim was shot twice with a 45 caliber pistol- (flipping through pages)

John: Ouch.


Maria: (Gives John a look.) Once in the right leg, supposedly a miss fire, and once in the head. The autopsy is incomplete as the murder occurred at 12:00 am-


John: Just as were all watching time square on the telly.

(Maria gives him another look.)

John: Go on.

(Maria rolls eyes, yet again.)

John: You keep doing that and those pretty eyes will fall out.

(Maria rolls eyes.)

Maria: Anyways. He was killed around then. The defendant is Anna Sanchez, 25 years of age, female-


John: I should hope so with a name like Anna.

Maria: Could you let me finish without a comment for once in your life?


John: Hey, your perky all the time, and I take it upon myself to bring you back to earth. And this is the thanks I get. (Sarcastically, and with some purposely bad dramatics.)

Maria: Caucasian, rumor is that she's the Night Crusader.


(John rolls eyes.)

John: Night Crusaders. There's more than one. (Said with annoyance.


Maria: Can't you accept that maybe people can do extraordinary things?

John: No. There is no way this is one person, there are more, and there's always some manner of trick in the show.


(Maria rolls eyes, man this happens a lot.)

Maria: Fine, whatever.


John: The Night Crusaders are a group of serial killers. Though it's believed to be a single person. I don't think that for a second. They have been wreaking havoc with their killings, which are so random it's a little too like a psyco. It seems like a psyco though, but maybe just a poser. Though that's just stupid. What person in their right mind tries to be a psyco. Nobody, because if they do, then they obviously aren't in their right mind. Either way, they have gotten quite a name for themselves. They are the new fear of the people who walk home late at night. Idiots don't know what a car is. If you move in a fast metal thing, then the sidewalk bound murderer can't get you! Either way, they are of prime importance to the police right now. Which should make it my prime important to me, too bad it isn't. Really, I don't see a lot of originality in them. They never commit interesting crimes.

Maria: Anyways, a gun was found after the murder, but the prints were wiped, but two shots were fired.


(Maria waits.)

Maria: Nothing to say?


John: You have pretty hair. (Sarcasm.)

Maria: So are you getting it so far?

John: Well, I'm guessing that this was dropped in by not Anna, but our good old Detective Sanchez, and knowing the detective, there is probably a nice goody to make it interesting on the inside.

(Maria smirks.)

Maria: The detective left you a note on the inside.

(Maria drops file on desk, and walks out of room.)

(John reaches across his desk, and picks up the file, opening it. On the inside, there is a post it note saying, 'The victim was burned to death five years ago. John grins, and leaves room, and grabs coat.)

John: Maria, grab your coat.

(Maria smirks.)

Maria: Where to? (Sarcastically)

John: Let's pay Detective Sanchez a visit.


(Both walk out door, and then John reaches in, and grabs a bagel from a bag on Maria's desk.)

Friday, September 19, 2008

Hello Dr.Marbles!

Hey guys. I'm feeling random, which is where this came from. So yeah, one thing you should know is that Johnny looks like a red version of the cookie monster, and sounds like it too.

Johnny: I are Johnny. I are sick! I am go see docotor. Docotor is friend. You not see, but I nods when I say he is friend. See, I do again. Docotor is friend. See, I nod! But you no bore me with how you head nods. I go to docotor now. Put on the bunny shoes! Bye!

(Walks out door, and onto street.)

Johny: What you doing following me, is creepy! No! Stop following! People on street giving looks that are weird! Fine, you come along, but don't make me look not cool. Man, you so stupid!

(Walks for a small while and enters building.)

Johnny: Hello docotor Marbles!

Dr.Maple: It's Dr.Maple Johnny.

Johnny: Wow, you know name!

Dr.Maple: Yeah, I know your name, Johnny.

(Johnny stares at Dr.Maple for a couple seconds.)

Johnny: That's weird.

Dr.Maple: So Johnny, why are you here today?

Johnny: I are sick!

Dr.Maple: You don't seem sick.

Johnny: But my thermommyoter said I wasisisisisisis!

Dr.Maple: *Sigh* Have you been eating fresh chocolate fondu, with your thermomiter, and then checking your temperature again?

(Johnny pauses.)

Johnny: I have no spoons.

Dr.Maple: Well then we'll go steal some plastic ones fromt the cafeteria.

Johnny: I don't want any! They the work of Japanese!

(Dr.Maple gives a questioning look.)

Dr.Maple: Then how about a fork?

Johnny: No! That was Jews! (Suck it! I'm part Jewish!)

Dr.Maple: How about a ladle.

(Johnny pauses to think.)

Johnny: Okay!

Dr.Maple: Good. Go pick up one on your way home, and then don't let that fondu go to waste.

Johnny: OKAY! BYE DOCOTOR MARBLES!

(Johnny runs out the door, and after he does, Dr.Maple sighs, shakes his head, and heads to his desk.)

(Screen cuts, and goes to Johnny. Johnny laughs a cookie monster laugh, and starts attempting to eat the fondu with a lable. Looks up, and cookie monster laughs again.)

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Screw this!

You know what, I've been gone longer than you guys know. With the larger amount of known readers coming up, I got caught up in myself, but I'm going back to what I intended to do for this blog, and that's write! I'm constantly brainstorming, and I'm not sharing it. So now, I'm sharing this shit again. I'm lazy, and irresponsible, but I'm doing this! I'm here to share with you, and I haven't been doing that! I'm doing it now though, and as my new photo says, I LOVE COLORING! That isn't related, and I don't love coloring that much, but look at that kid! Anyways, I'm doing this up, now, and if you don't like it, well, I don't know, but UNPLEASANT!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Run.

This is where you put reasons why you think you should win in the comments page. Say what you want here. Please, don't over vote. You can vote more than once, to keep things interesting, but don't use any more than your own account.

Monday, August 4, 2008

THE OWNLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was suggested to me a while back. This is a tourney that involves popular vote. I put up several polls saying the names of two participants. There is a vote periode in which the readers vote for the most OWNtastic participant in each round. To enter, comment on this post.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Then there were four.

I ended up with four eggs. It was a blur of clicking. I can only put one in my signature. I'm looking for people to give them to. I heard that one person in particular wanted an egg. So I'm going to plan the giving away to give to good owners. Comment for details.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then check the post below.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

I have a dragon egg!?

(Read this like I have a British accent. It's more entertaining.)

I woke up this morning. I was really tired. I saw this little egg on a signature for a forum rp. By it said. "Click the egg. I don't want my dragon to die." So being the fantasy animal lover I am, clicked the egg. It said at the bottom of the page it sent me to, get one of your own. Me being tired, and the twit I am clicked that link. Before I knew it, I was part of Dragon Cave. Now I left my computer for a while, then came back. I then realized what a dork I would look like if I had a little egg in my signature. So I looked at my options. I looked at the options page, and found three possible options. One being keep it. I will go into something here. My other options were:

Kill: Which I felt would make me into some kind of murderer. I really didn't want to destroy the little blob of pixles.

Abandon: It didn't feel right. I would feel like an asshole if I just up and abandoned it.

So you see, I was hoping for a, find a good owner and move on with your life option. There of course there wasn't. So I was stuck with the egg. I didn't really want to keep it, but needed to, because I'm sympathetic like that. So now I still have the egg. I've decided that this actually might be good fun, so I will keep you posted on the growth of my "Dragon" while it lives on. So please, click on the poor little guy, by going to this link. http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/Nightmare13

Till next time

Nathaniel.

Wait wait, hold on. That exit wasn't quite as weird as usual.

By dragon named,

Nathaniel.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Dr.Horrible.

I am a fan of the television writer Joss Whedon. He has done great work. The works of his that I have seen consist of Firefly, Serenity, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel. But what has he been doing for the writer's strike. Well he has been working on something else. It's called, Dr.Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. I have watched it, and it is hysterical! It's about a small time super villain, who is trying to make the big leagues. So far there isn't a lot of things done on it. It has two 13 minute parts out so far. It features a lot of laughs, some songs, and a great cast.

Neil Patrick Harris, as Doctor Horrible (The main character.)

Nathan Fillon, as Captain Hammer (The nemesis.)

And Felucia Day, as Penny (The love interest.)

It is good times in a video. I encourage the watching of it, and thus I give you the link.
http://www.drhorrible.com/

UPDATE: Okay, all three parts are now up. But as of tomorrow (July 20.) you must download the videos. So if you don't want to download, hurry up and watch it now! HURRY!

Please enjoy it like

Nathaniel.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Altaira: The Tale of Vander. Part one.

This is something I came up with a a few months ago. Originaly this was a chapter for a book I was writing. I decided that I couldn't pull off the whole author thing. But I did spend a fair bit of time writing it, so I want to share it with all of you. So far I have finished the prolougue, and chapter one. It is pretty badly writen, which I will be working on. My main problem with it, is that it does skip view points, from time to time. I'm hoping to edit that. I'm giving you the prolougue now, and next monday, you will get chapter 1. Tell me what you think.

Nathaniel.


Prologue


IN THE BEGINNING there was a great explosion releasing massive amounts of energy, more than any amount ever seen at once. From the energy the four original gods, Heatero, Graviator, Magnium and Mechanos came to be. They used their great power to forge their land of Altaira. Later they used their power to make their daughters and goddesses. They then created with a mixture of water earth fire and air and their divine energy to create all beasts and to create us humans.

But then some humans tried to steal the power of all energy from the Gods themselves. The Magi. They use power stolen from the Gods for their own selfish needs. That is why the church and government use the coliseums to keep their demonic abilities under our watchful eye. To keep the good safe and magic holy.

The old preacher finished his traditional Genesis Day sermon. Everyone began to rise, and 14 year old Vander began to rise tiredly from his seat where he was half asleep. He was never a fan of religion or the preacher. What did he have against Magi, and that bit about how well the Church and government was looking after them? Oh well, was he really the one to be judging. He was probably the weirdest person he knew. His father had died when he was an infant and without a home his mother took him to live with his grandparents in the town of Pyre. That is all his grandfather was ever willing to tell him. Currently in the household was only his grandfather, himself and their horse Bree. His grandmother died when he had been 7. That really helped his childhood development.

Vander was an average sized boy with strawberry blond hair, almost red eyes and tan skin. There was nothing very particular about him, and didn’t really have any talents or hobbies. His point to him was just to exist. But ever since he could remember he had always been meant to do something. Not something simple like a shop boy, but something great. On first glance anyone would have thought “Yeah right.” But you know sometimes when you listen to that little voice you can do great things. And you know what his was right.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Damn the Creator of this Computer Language

Okay, I just got off a comments page. UGHHHH! It was painful. I think you all know where I'm going with this. The entire net is a screwed up place!

If you haven't caught on, let me explain. I hate it when people don't use proper spelling online. Yes, boo me all you want. Some stuff I can stand, like LOL, when your on a fast going forum. But when you have the time, it isn't right. In fact, I still have something against the term LOL. I prefer to write haha. It is one letter more, and it is proper English.

The things that really piss me off are plz, ur, u. The hell is that! On a comments page! That has to be the stupidest stuff ever. If your going to write a word, then write it! Don't give me any, 'Oh it's faster.' crap, just write it! The English language exists to be used, not mocked! Abbreviations are OK, because they do work. But respelling a word so that it is faster to type is just stupid! Yes faster to type, by what? A quarter second? And then people who actually know how to write can read it.

I can understand forum abbreviations, but purposely misspelling? On a thing where you have all the time in the world. Please, don't do this. It is stupid and only used by those who are too lazy to finish a word. Imagine a world where your favorite author wrote like that. You see what I'm saying. If not here is my reference.

Mic rn in da room. Polly turn. "Plz dnt lev Mic." sh syd. "Dnt wory. I wnt lev." syd Mic.

I was going to write more but my internal organs caught on fire because of it. Get the drift. So please guys. Write the way you were taught in school. You spend a good part of your day there, so you might as well pick something up.

Winners don't spell Nathaniel

Nthinel.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Enough about me.

Hello readers!

Today I have devised an evil scheme. I'm tired of writing only about myself. My master plan is about to be unveiled, but first something more about me. For a long time now, many people have suggested many possible careers that I would be good in. I'm going to show you a list, a list of the most frequent, or ones I can remember.

  1. Lawyer
  2. Preacher
  3. Singer in a barber shop quartet
  4. Philosopher

These are the only ones I can remember right now, but they are all true. But now, for the fun to begin. In the comments section I want you, the readers, to write down the career choices that have been suggested to you. Do not lie here, please, lying is wrong. I will then post a list of you and the possible career choices. I'm not saying do one of them, but I'm saying I want to hear them. This could turn out pretty funny too, so please write in, and I'll post it.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Vamps and Motorcycles.

This is pretty gory, so younguns look away. Basically this is something I wrote for an rp. Rp stands for role play. It's this thing where a bunch of people get together and make a huge story. The difference is that you get one character and post on what your character does. This rp is about a vampire apocalypse, and a post I did for my character, Kurt. Kurt is a vampire hunter who is trying to break into a vampire castle. He has an uber extreme motorcycle with guns that shoot stakes on the sides. This is a really intense post I did, and I wanted to show it to all of you. Note, I did not come up with this story. It was another user named zukocrazyfangirl. Enjoy!

Kurt needed a plan. If he was going down, it would be with a bang. He drove his bike across the open area to the castle. He hadn't been sighted, yet.

He needed a way up the wall, and he knew just how to do it. He drove up, and seconds before hitting the wall turned off the silent motor to give him more speed, and did a wheele. He began to drive up the wall. An alarm began to sound. Here they come. He thought. Meer moments later a groupe of five vampires came over the wall. Kurt removed his katana and dispatched of them easily. His clothes soaked with the blood sucked from others. I give you justice. He thought, as their bodies hit the ground with a thunk. Another vamp well backwards clumsily. Kurt impaled him on his sword.

He landed on the roof of the castle, only to have a barrage of arrows come towards him. The vamp on the sword yelled "Don't!" as he was used as a shield for the arrows. Kurt heafted the body off of his sword, and said. "My turn." and hit the trigger to fire off the stakes. His own barrage launched and all of the vampires screamed as a stakes went through them, and they crumpled onto the ground. Only one remained up, with a stake in his shoulder. "Ha you mis-" he tried to say, but his head parted from his body at Kurt's blade. "Your still dead." said Kurt, as he began to pant.

He heard more vamps coming up. He closed the wooden door, and took out some twine. He attached the twine to the end of a gernade. He took cover and counted as they came closer. Three, two, one.

Was that cool enough for you?

Don't kill

Nathaniel

Bunny and Skunk.

This is an improvised story that I came up with yesterday, for my four year old cousin Eva. No she is not the one to have just got married, that one was a boy and in his early twenties.

Once upon a time there was a rabbit named Bunny. He had a good friend named Skunk. They would play in the meadow, smell the flowers, chase each other, blow on dandelions. One day Skunk was bored.

"What should we do today Bunny?" he asked. "What we do every day silly head, play in the meadow." replied Bunny. "But that's not cool." said Skunk. Bunny gave him a questioning look. "What do you mean? We have fun doing it every day." said Bunny. "Yeah, and that's why we aren't popular. We need to do what the cool animals do." said Skunk. Bunny was a little bit disappointed. He liked playing in the meadow, it was fun. He enjoyed himself, and so did Skunk, so why did it matter what others thought. "We should just stay here. We don't need to be any more than this. Were happy doing what we do, so why waste our time with them." said Bunny. Skunk scowled at Bunny. "Fine but if you don't come I won't be your friend anymore." he said. Bunny didn't want to loose Skunk. "Fine, I'll come." said Bunny defeated.

Skunk and Bunny went to the river. There they saw Buffalo Jimmy, who was a mouse, no the cool mouse. Him and all his mouse buddies were hanging out by the river. Skunk and Bunny went over to him.

"Hey Buffalo Jimmy." said Skunk. "Watcha doin'?" he asked. "Eh not a lot. We were just about to jump into the river." he said. Bunny laughed thinking it was a joke. "What you laughing about Bunny?" asked Buffalo Jimmy. Bunny found that he wasn't joking and stopped laughing. "So can we join your river jumping?" asked Skunk. "Eh, why not." replied Buffalo Jimmy. Bunny grabbed Skunk. "Okay man. When you said hanging out, I thought you meant having a riveting discussion of a serious book while listening to jazz music." said Bunny to Skunk. "Do you want to be popular or not?" asked Skunk. "No you want to." said Bunny. "Still were going to do this." said Skunk. "No it's to dangerous. I'm leaving." said Bunny. "Fine then, I'm not your friend anymore." said Skunk. Bunny just kept walking.

Buffalo Jimmy, his mouse buddies, and Skunk jumped in the river for the entire afternoon. They jumped, and jumped. The next morning their bodies were found down stream. Bunny often thought that the same thing would have happened to him if he had jumped. He found a new friend called Squirrel. He had a family and a great life. He lived to be the nice age of ten (Not in bunny time. Correct me if I'm wrong for a good age.)

In the end Bunny was right, and Skunk was dead. And we all learn a valuable lesson. Just because cool people do it, doesn't mean it's good. Or Sal Esteem, beat Pierre Pressure.

Yell at me all you like, I still told it to a four year old girl.

She was all ears to

Nathaniel

It's back.

That's right, it's time for the return of.....

Philosophical Fun!

1. Your calling won't come and get you. You have to find it.

2. All that is reality is based upon what we can comprehend.

3. Sand in a desert will never stay in the same place forever.

4. As the world around us crumbles, we have to find the rare happy moments.

5. When the wind blows it makes waves on the ocean.

These are all serious philosophies for today, enjoy!

Fingers are used to point. Just ask

Nathaniel

I'm sorry guys.

Hey everybody. I know I've been gone for a while. I am really sorry. Last time I posted was at my cousin's wedding reception I believe. In any case I'm going to tell you about something I learned that day.

Don't poke fun, but it is my belief that marriage is like a PB and J sandwich. I know it sounds weird, and I did write it as my note to the bride and groom. And now it will be on a quilt of theirs for a really long time. Just hear me out.

Think of it like this. If you take the peanut butter and use it to represent the groom, or at the time single guy. And then the jam is the single girl. The time in between making the sandwich is the time that is considered dating. This is because your trying to decided on having just peanut butter, or jam. When you decide to have both is engagement. Preparation is the time in between the ceremony and engagement. After that, you put the bread together, which is the ceremony. After that comes your marriage. I won't go into detail there, but this is how I summarise. Two things come together to make something beautiful.

I know I'm a little too young to talk about marriage, but it was a spur of the moment that I wanted to share with all of you. Thank you for listening to my stupidity.

Mmmmm PB and J

Nathaniel

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Oh how sad to be a human.

Hey everybody. I'm off for exams so yeah, I was walking around with a cane and acting pompous, I got bored and decided to write this. I think each species has a purpose in the world, like ants are supposed to make us feel bad that we don't work that hard, and the platypus was made for all other species to laugh at. Well the sad truth is that the Humans are made to hunt. Look at it like this, we hunt animals and the population keeps in check, why i that. If humans don't hunt then we have over population. Yes from time to time we get carried away and extinct a species or too, but it's what were made to do. Humans were made to make sure our world isn't overcrowded. We kill things in the process, but it must be done, it is a part of the circle of life, and if you don't like it then are you truly a human? Yes technically, but it is the purpose of our species to make sure only those invited get into the party. Don't get me wrong, I don't like to see little sheep's beheaded, but it's the nature of things, and I can just look the other way. Vegetarians, if you are one because you care about animals, screw you. If you let that seal pup go, it kills a lot more fish then one, and it will cause havoc to let them all go. Focus on tigers and endangered species, not the perfectly normally populous of the seal. I am not saying, let's go kill all the animals, I'm saying were doing good, and it's okay to kill animals for the right reasons. It is a sad truth, but a truth none the less. Take this as you will.

I pity the fool that messes with,

Nathaniel.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Miss Me?

Hey guys I'm back! I know I haven't posted for a while, and I apologize. About part two of Land of Last Names, well the writer has died..... NOT! Well Katherine has had to study for exams a lot, and so have I, and I have joined and made an obligation to another site as well, this does not mean I will abandon all of you here. I've just been really busy, oh and back to part two, I have recived the first couple paragraphs, so I'm hoping Katherine will be done for this weekend, I will keep you posted, puntastic am I.

Next time on, show, stuff.

Nathaniel

Friday, June 6, 2008

Clouds of DOOM!

I have come to a realization, an epiphany of sorts. For those of you who do not know, I am moving from my home town. We were supposed to have moved in August but we didn't. I kept telling myself that there was no point in doing anything new because I would be gone next month, but I never was. Now it seems we are moving this August, but I doubt it. My point is that I have wasted a year of my life. I let the possibility of moving hang over me like a cloud of impending doom, and let it prevent me from doing everything, like a child restricted to his home because of a storm. I have learned something though, to live in the moment. Yeah I know if I live in the moment too much then it would be bad but I have too. You know what I'm going to do is go out in that storm give that cloud the bird and tell him to jog on, and I'm gonna move that cloud and let the sun through, and that ****ing cloud can go to hell. I am sorry for the cursing but it is the only way to get my point across, I need to start living in the moment and let that cloud sail by as I direct it with a certain finger that isn't the index.

Bye Bye Cloud!

Nathaniel.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

We need to talk.

Remeber that time I told you the neighboors dog killed your hamster wile you were gone to camp. Well I accualy forgot to feed it. I'm telling you this because you can't waste your summer glaring at that dog.

I'm deeply sorry.

Nathaniel

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Land Of Last Names (Part 1)

The Land of Last Names.(Part 1)
My name is Charles Monk. This is my story of fighting the system. My tale takes place in the land of Bogniaz. Now Bogniaz is a place that had much trouble with an unemployment, not because there was not enough jobs to go around. No it was quite the opposite, they just didn't want to do anything and just mooched off the contributing members of society. So they established a new system where you were given your job based on your last name. This of course required new last names, so each individual was evaluated on their skills, and given their last name based on this. There are several flaws with this system, but a system became a tradition and law. The problem they did Address was the problem that new jobs were needed as society so every time this happens volunteers are evaluated on their skills and the top ten switch jobs. In any case just to clear this up in advance there are no jobs like criminal, slacker and such only jobs that contributed to society. I think that clears up most of the questions about the land of Bogniaz.

I was doing my work on a lazy Saturday morning. For most children this was a day of rest and enjoyment, but for a Monk in training this was the busiest day of the week. I was going threw my normal routine of making wine to support the church. Pick the grapes bring them in let the older monks make the wine head near the end of the assembly line, bottle it take it further down the line, put on a label and box it head back outside (note: pick up a bucket on the way.) As he walked to the buckets he saw Juniper, the monks' cat, sleeping in the warm sun and mumbled to himself “Lucky git.” “You know it.” I nearly jumped out of my skin. Daniel Monk had snuk up on me. Daniel towered over me. Daniel was still in training (in fact he was only a year older than me.) but he was very tall for his age, which was 15. He had sandy blond hair and kind warm green eyes. Now your probably thinking that I look very much the same because we are related, but that is not at all the case because biologically we are not related at all.

See when the tradition was put in monks needed to be chosen instead of just being born because monks can't have children. So every year two boys and two girls are chosen for every church (for friendship), the boys get the last name Monk and the girls Nun. Fourteen years ago It was Charles (Me) and Samuel, and Sarah and Diana. Samuel was my best friend, he died two years ago. Ever since then Daniel has acted like my big brother, because the same thing had happened to him.

As for who I am, I am Charles Gregory Monk, born to Heather Douse (Fireman or woman in this case.) and Frederic Scale (Attorney). I am 5 feet 6 inches, with light brown hair like my mother, but my fathers icy piercing eyes (Quite necessary for an attorney.) I also have a talon scar running diagonally down my back.

So back to the story. I was nearly frightened out of my skin. “Don't sneak up on me like that!” I yelled at him. “Hey, hey I'm sorry, you know how I am.” I did know, all too well. Danny can sneak up on people really easy, he was abandoned at the monastery as an infant, and made some kid his age very lucky. We think his dad is some kind of private eye. “So it's nearly break, you got plans?” “Yeah Sarah and I are going to see Virgil.” I replied. “Ah.” Daniel said sounding a little worried. “What is it?” I asked just as worried as he was (Were brothers.) “Just watch out for Sarah, don't get attached.” I understood completely. See after his Companion, we call them, died he went into a state of depression, then suddenly he perked up again and even though I didn't know him that well back then I was happy for him. It turned out later that he had been meeting someone for a while after his Companions death. Monks aren't supposed to fall in love (A sad truth.) so he was severely punished. Still when he talked about it he said it was the best part of his life, and I didn't blame him. Daniel had had terrible things happen to him, and he was a great person it just didn't feel fair. In any case I said what any little brother would say “I will.”

Me and Sarah walked to the forest (The monastery is in the middle of nowhere, by a road in the middle of a field.) Sarah was a couple of inches shorter than me, with long blond hair, and deep brown eyes. I was in my robes and Sarah was in her Nun's Outfit. We probably looked silly, but that didn't matter because we were off to see Virgil. “How do you think Virgil is doing?” Sarah asked. “He's fine.” Sarah was very worrisome about other people, it's funny when she looks at a scrape and she treats it like a Gash. Oh by the way your probably wondering who Virgil is. Well Virgil is a walking oxymoron, Virgil Falconer is the falconer who is afraid of birds. (Except his falcon Mary who saved him from pigeons.) A while back when he was a kid he was carried off by a big bird, hence the fear. But he kept it a secret from his mentor, so only Daniel, Sarah an I know about it. He's tall and scrawny, with jet black hair and stormy grey eyes. In fact you know that scar I told you about earlier that is the mark of my meeting Virgil, given to me by his falcon and only bird he could stand Mary. But that is a long and unrelated story.

We met him at the bottom of our tree house with Mary. “Your fifteen minutes late.” Virgil complained. “Sorry Mr.clumsy lost his sketch book.” “Hey you got tied up in the hall with her majesty Diana.” I retorted. “Hey cool it you two, let's get up there.” The hide away, where we were who we were. We found it a while back, it's our house of salvation. Something you should know about us is that we all hate our assigned jobs, even Daniel did but he learned not to break the rules. We didn't. We climbed the rope ladder, and I went to my homemade art table, Sarah sat in her chair and looked out the window and Virgil went to his table. I began drawing, Sarah started a poem about the beautiful day and Virgil began his gourmet snack. See when we were in our tree house we weren't Charles Monk, Sarah Nun and Virgil Falconer, we were Charles the artist, Sarah the writer and Chef Virgil. We went on doing what we loved and if you don't believe we would brake the rules, I did a drawing of the whole scene that begs to differ.