Are you there, God? It's me, Dibsy.
8 years ago
Monday, August 4, 2008
THE OWNLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was suggested to me a while back. This is a tourney that involves popular vote. I put up several polls saying the names of two participants. There is a vote periode in which the readers vote for the most OWNtastic participant in each round. To enter, comment on this post.
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Erm... Leah...?
Your in!
Woo! Wow... that was easy...
HEY!! Dibby over here! (waves national flag) I'M REPRESENTING SOMETHING-DIBSYLAND! AS A REPRESENTATIVE I...I...I wanna join. -_-
Aww...does that mean the 'Then There Were Four' bunches of never ending comments coversation is over? Oh whatev, I'll just talk here. ^^
Can I join?
I don't want to end that little chat like item.
I have a question. What is PWN?
It's pretty much more slang.
Dibsy and Katerine are in!
w00t!! I looked up pwn on wiktionary.org!!! It means 'owned'. So, lets say, I pwn you. Get it?
Wait a minute...I'm in? What am I in? What is PWN??? What does it stand for????
i guess dibsy is right...i can't find anything that makes sense as an acronym on the internet. although, the only reason pwn means own is because pwn is a common misspelling of the word own, because the letters p and o are right next to each other on the keyboard. i'm surprised nathaniel would condone and encourage that, since he's the one who's ranting about proper spelling online.
Ummm...what exactly does participating in the pwnlympics entail? what do I have to do?
Oh, and one more thing: what does FTW mean?
Just wondering. What is the point of this competition? And who gave you the idea? There is just absolutely no point to it and your basing all of this off of a miss-speled word that you won't find in any dictionary except for some nerd who is trying to impersonate someone on the internet. Wow I got realy off topic there. There is a sixth artemis fowl out. You should read the series. Bullet, over and out.
Calvin's in! Also, I think I might change it to ownlympics, because I die a little inside when I use the term pwn. I'm trying to attract more people by saying that.
Awww. That's no fun. I liked the Pwnlymics better. Grammar is so unfun.
Oh well.
I am so thouroghly shocked. Someone on the internet guess my name AND IT WASN'T LEAH. -_-
Dudes, I looked up 'pwn' on wiktionary.com. Hello, that's a type of online dictionary.
NUUUUUUUU!!!!!! I TRIED SO HARD... I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't really matter. I had to fall, to lose it all, but in the end, it doesn't really matter.
Yeah... Linkin Park obsessed.
Anyone can see. Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Do do di do di do di, do do di do di do di, do di do di doooo.
*Gasp*!!! Nathaniel, you said Tracer Bullet's real name! He doesn't want us to do that! Oh, you're in trouble!
And Leah, I dosagree. I think grammar is tons of fun! Of course, then again, I am a grammar freak...
That's right. Your a freak of grammar. And I don't think he minds.
You remind me of The Kil- erm... Ms. Miller. My 6th grade advisory teacher who was absolutely the most obsessive grammar lover ever. Thinking of The K- crap, I mean Ms. Miller makes me shudder.
That was really rude Leanne.
Katherine, if I insulted you, I'm really sorry. I come off a little too strongly about some things, sorry.
Now you mind your manners young lady, or I'll take away your computer privledges!
Because that's so possible when I live in Minnesota and you live... in Canada.
But I am sorry. I'm one of those people who speaks or acts before I think. After I've said it, then I think about the impact it has, never before.
That's probably an aspect of your personality you may want to work on.
Yeah, it is.
YOU LIVE IN CANADA!? Hey, have you watched Total Drama Island there on Teletoons?! Can you tell me what happens?! (obsessed with TDI-can you believe it?)
I only have two TV channels, and I don't watch teletoon when I do get to watch cable TV.
You only have two tv channels? Man, my TDI hopes has been crushed. :(
Yay! Also, nice new display picture. No pun intended?
Pun intended strongly, actually. ^^ You know my blog, 'Here comes the DIB!'? I made a story where I captured a piece of ice cream in the hot sun. Should I kill it...or not? Oh, whatever... T_T
Dude, I want to join! Arminda wants in! ^_^
You're funny, Arminda. By the way, I really like your name. I think it's really pretty.
OK this is just getting out of hand. I've been refraining from posting for a while but this remains my point. What is the point of this whole stupid thing? Frankly I don't want to be in. I don't like joining or leaving things I don't understand so please help me. Is there an actual point to all of this or did you write this post to start a conversation? Either way here we see yet another way how popular culture influences everyones daily lives. Come on people! Think outside the box for a change! Natty you only started this because you were bord and the olympics were coming. Why are we letting culture dominate our lives?
Good series is "The secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel"
The platipus is a stupid and slow minded creature. Not that the rest of us are any different.
I realy don't like humans.
Yikes! It seems that someone is a little grumpy. Tracer Bullet, are you saying all that "rebellion against society" stuff because you actually mean it, or are you just trying to develope an image for yourself as an anti-conformist or something? This stuff that you're getting on with is totally new to me. Is this something new or have you always been like it?
No i'm not trying to create an image. I don't like humans as a species. This doesn't mean that i'm going to go through neighborhoods and murder everyone. It means that i'm just not proud of things people have done in the past to nature and each other.
What about Calvin and Hobbes? You like that. Humans made that. Anyways, you don't really have a choice anymore. Your in, and that is that. Just read the post. Also, Arminda, your in.
Well, I'll admit that humans collectively have made some bad choices in the past, but this human is going to defy the "reputation" we've given ourselves and just make good choices on her own. I heard a song once that said "Even though I might be human, I refuse to be a part of the." That's also kind of what we are as christians. The bible says that "We are in the world, but not of the world."
How can you not be of the world? If people can physicly touch you I'd say your pretty "of the world". If I don't stop we're going to end up with an all out debate aren't we? ... .. . ... So anyway, I also believe that other religions said something along those lines except even more self glorifying. Who said that they aren't right and your wrong? Hmmmm. Tricky. According to all religions except buhddisme, you can't worship any other god but me. So who's right?
Dude, you don't have to be in the Ownlympics if you don't want to be in it. Things don't have to happen for a reason, they can happen for fun, too. (look at below post to see the bunchies of comments to see where it all started, it did not start because the olympics were coming)
Um... ALYCE.
Sorry I haven't been here in forever...
*hugsallyoupplz*
Hey, I like platypuses, buddy. Don't dis the beaver ducks.
Platypus' are fun.
Plate puses are awesome! XD
*pokesPlatypuses* Wheee!
You're a strange one.
Me or Aly? (lassoes random platypus and wrestles it down)
I can be not of the world because I am a child of God. If I were of the world, my thoughts and lifestyle would be centered around worldy things. But because I am a child of God, my thoughts and lifestyle are centered around Godly things. In that way, I am not of the world.
We should write all this stuff down and continue to debate it properly once we go back to school.
Would the correct word be platyopusses, or platypi? Hmmmm...
PLate pusses. ^^
I was talking 'bout Aly.
K. K. K. K. (smiles smiles smiles smiles)
The John shall emerge from the shadows, and Demon fang all of you in the face!
John, stop refering to yourself in third person. Also, your in.
So when will it start?
Yes...When will it start?
What exactly is that we're doing?
Yeah, seriously, when is this thing gonna start?
Right now.
Well, what are we supposed to be doing?
Round one!
Nathaniel
Aly
Dibsy
Katherine
Tracer
Arminda
Wait up. Where do we put John? We need one more person to join!
What about me? You forgot me! *cries*
GAH! YOUR HERE! I THOUGHT MY MEN TOOK CARE OF YOU!
Nathaniel
Lea
Dibsy
Katherine
Tracer
Aly
Arminda
*sigh* The John
mwahahahahaha! You can never get rid of me. I'll always be here. And thank you for remembering me.
Ok, it's up.
Rawrz. Oh noez! D:
Hallo...em...what'd I miss?
Hey! The results are in! The four people moving up are... Not yet to be announced. Block D ended in a tie. We will re do the Block D results over the course of a single day. The winner moves up, and the loser stays with the others. Congrats to Tracer, and Katherine. You two, along with me, will be moving into round two. Arminda and The John, prepare for your showdown. Show us why we should vote for you, or just be funny, and own all. One of you will be booted out.
(shakes hands with katherine) Con...congrat...congratulations... (starts to sob quietly in small damp corner)
*shakes Natty's hand* ... Good race... *cries in corner wiff Dibsy*
*Goes over to corner to cry with the other two.*
You won, Nattty... Go cry with the winners. Don't cry with...with...the losers!! (starts to cry) Waaaaaa, Natttyyyy...!
NO! I'm crying right here! *Cries.*
Me: *sobs* Go over by the winners! This is the... losers... corner... *sobsmore*
(cries) GO WITH THE WINNERS, NATTY!...Lea...why do we have a corner? Why don't we give them the corner and we have the pizza parlor? (starts to eat pizza)
NONE OF THE WINNERS ARE ON! AND I'M LONELY! *sobs.* Why can't we just be friends? *sniffle, sob.*
BECAUSE YOU'RE A WINNER! THIS IS WHAT WINNERS GET! Lolz. (eats pizza)fuj
*PUNCHES OUT DIBSY!*
(diez) Knock...knout out?!?!?! (boxing ring magically appears, with dibsy in boxer gloves) TAKE THIS! (knocks lamp) I KNOCKED HIS LIGHTS Out!
Yeah, we already lost, so why should have to get the corner? *gangs up on Natty* Mwahahahahahaha!
Not on my watch! God, pizza sauce is so messy. See, it got on my watch, geez, do you have a napkin? No wait, never mind, I've got it.
Damn, a gang beat. I CAST FLARE! *Blinded by the light!*
*squeezes pizza sauce off pizza* Gross. They always put too much on... there should be more cheese.
AAAH! MY EYES! THEY BURN! *runs around blindly and crashes into wall*
Ha! Get owned.
(hits natty with lamp) HA! YOU FORGOT I KNOCKED YOUR LAMP! I BLOCKED IT FROM THAT...THAT FLARE THING!!! BARNEY! (purple dinosaur thing hugs natty)
*Rubs head. And Grabs lamp.* I CAST FLARE! *BLINDINESS!*
(steals back lamp) YOU MAY HAVE KILLED BARNEY, BUT YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE INVINCABILITY OF...MICHEAL JACKSON!!!
"Come here little boy..."
No, but I can distract him. *makes dibsy look like a little boy with the power of illusion.* Also, I CAST FLARE! *BLINDINESS!*
Natty, your're so abusive. And Alicia says hi. She agrees with me.
Hi Alicia, again.
She still probably says hi.
Hi pplz. Ur all lyke muffinly lyke yah ttly
*CHATSPEAK...
OF DOOM! *
*ishrandom*
(is still cowering from fear of micheal jackson)
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(throws micheal jackson at aly)
*putsMichaelJacksoninstraightjcket* *andsendshimtotherapy*
Damn! Also, I think you all know what happens now. I CAST FLARE! *Blindoness.*
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070824/jackson_l.jpg
I CAST BABY THROW!
AAAAH! MY EYES... AGAIN! *throws salt in Nathaniel's eyes*
NATHANIEL used PROTECT. NATHANIEL was protected from LEAH's attack.
LEAH squirted lemon juice in NATHANIEL's eyes.
HA my eyes were closed because I was CASTING FLARE!
Your so mean! neeeeeeeeeeh. I sound like a goat. Neeeeeeeeeeeeh. Aly called me a goat. She's so mean.
Poor goa- I mean Lea.
You're sooooo meeaaaaaan! I'm not a gooooooat.
Well excuuuuuuuse me princess.
Thanks. I want to be a princess so much more. I just want to be Lea, the thirteen year old girl who is very random and lives in (insert city here) Minnesota.
Goat.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm a human being!
Michael Jackson licks goats in his free time.
Well then, it's a good thing I'm not a goat.
Meheh.
Natty.
You mylittle pony.
ha ha... MyLittlePony scares me... o.e
They want our brains!
Great.
They're freaky.
Hey, Natty, who do you think owns harder? Micheal Jackson or Barney? e.e? Well?
What! What the hell kind of question is that!? You know who owns the hardest, and was a childhood figure for me, Charzard.
I love Charzard! I had a shiny Pokemon card of his... it was shiny...
Of course it was Lea, of course it was. Actually, I still have a bunch of pokemon cards, it's one of the better TCGs, along with Duel Masters, and Eye of Judgement.
I still have a ton, but I don't do anything with them. They just sit in my closet collecting dust. My favorite is the shiny Charzard.
I have a shiny Swampert, which is probably my favorite. The picture for it is awesome sauce! I like to play a couple games of it here and there.
I don't even know how to play, I just like collecting them.
How many do you have? (me-zero)
I have dozens.
Ooh... (so sugoi!)
I have several deks, so maybe several hudred. A lot of them were my brother's.
I gave like half of mine to my brother, but I want them back.
You should learn to play, it's really fun.
How do you play?
I could... but I don't know anyone else who knows how to play.
Pokemon the TCG was awesome...
And so is Eye of Judgement. Now lets eliminate the John in this poll re-do.
Perhaps.
Noooooo. Go Johnny.
Go Minda!
I'm like a kid in a candy shop, not a bull in a china shop.
What do you mean?
I can't decide!
Goooo Johhny! I can named like three John's! Like, for one, Johnny Test! John McCain! (boooo, go obama!)
Wow, your good at that. Your John knowing skills are impresive, though I don't think the fictional Johnny Test *Growl.* doesn't count.
Why, thank you. Um, John McCain, Little John, and some others!!!
GOOO JOHN! Oh yeah, and if John doesn't comment in the next five responses I'm going to vote for Minda!!!
Seriously, where the heck is John?
He comes and goes. Anyways, little John could go for this John as well. John is short.
That's ironic.
"The" John should have lost. I demand A recount. And how's that ironic.
Neeeeeeh. You guys keep commenting while I'm gone. Gr.
Dudes and dudetttes, you guys comment a BUNCH when I'm gone... (starts to cry)
True... that is true... *sigh* *huggles Dibsy*
Poor things. Your like kitens. But I can't kick kittens with a straight face. No, wait, I can. *Kick!*
Neeeeeeeeeh. You're so mean! Who can kick kittens at all? It's animal abuse! Abusive!
(starts to cry) You can't kick me! I'm a catguin-a cat and a penguin put together! Imagine how I look! Yeah, I know I look pawsome!
...
(calls animal abuse hotline, lolz)
NATTY'S ABUSIVE! ABUSER! *calls animal abuse place*
Animal abuse hotline worker person guy: Nathaniel Insert last name here. Is it true you abused this mutant catguin and goat/kitty?
I'm not a goat. And besides, I'm allergic to cats.
Well...ummmm...well I'm a catguin. I am not a cat, I am cat...guin!
Niiiiice, Dibsy... very nice... ;)
Yes, yes, Dibsy is a pretty cool person. She lords over the world, Dibsyland!!
Are you going to start talking in 3rd person?
"..."
Yes.
"..."
Maybe.
*rolls eyes* It's actually really fun. Aly and I have had whole conversations in 3rd person.
Well then. Dibsy might do so now. Or, say, Juliet will. Whichever floatsyour boat, or Dibulet's.
Where's Natty?
Nathaniel is in the process of moving. He left Newfoundland at 10 am on Monday, the 22nd of August. He might not even have internet yet.
I was thinking that was why he's been on so little.
Ohhh...Katherine you're such a genius.
Thank-you.
You're welcome.
So, uh, how's are you guys tonight?
Sad. Angry. Against my better judgment, I went to the abortion thread on ASN. I am such an idiot. *headdesk*
Give me the address. I want to see it.
Here it is:
http://forums.avatarspirit.net/index.php?topic=963.0
I'm not sure if it'll take you directly into it, but just in case, if you get to the home page, go to Debate and Discussion, and look for abortion.
Erggg...errrmmmm... *headdesk after reading it* Eyaaaa... what are your screename's? And Aly, Sienna, and Natty's? And possibly Kathy's?
I'm internet addict. Aly's ConfusedShipper123. I don't think Natty ever posted there, but I"m not sure.
Ok...(goes off to read it AGAIN)
heh... sorry about that... *rubs neck awkwardly*
Errrggg...morning... (sleepz)
If I'm Kathy, I don't have a screenname.
...??
What does "...??" mean?
...I dun know...
Okaey dokey then.
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That was deep Dibsy...
I am more in-depth then I seem.
"Don't say you rock if you're too afraid to throw it." :D I still need to find out what that metaphor is, can I see your quotebook to copy down on my quotebook?
As soon as I get that post up... it might be a while though, because I have over 400 quotes... heh...
Makes me wanna see more. I'm not really original. I like taking ideas for inspiration. Of cooourse, I always have a disclaimer up...and of course I'm quite a curious person. :)
I'll try to get it up soon, but no promises can be made... and I have to post what happened this week... heh...
Happy birthday!
Sheesh Natty...not even here to celebrate Lea's b-day...
Oh I think he had a birthday too...oops...Happy birthday Natty!!!
???
Nathaniel's birthday isn't til January...
Niceness Dibsy... niceness... *giggles*
Are you Natty's sister Kitkat?
Lea................................................................................................................................................is a desk on top of a certain Lex today?
Still no desk on Lexness today. *cries* I still want to see that happen...
(pats lea's head) It's ok, soon it will be...
*perks up* Really?
Maybe... maybe... just maybe... (uses ultra ice cream power to make desk fall on lex-man) Ehehe, we should make that an animation. ^^
*conjures images in mind, and plots to make comics* heheheheheh...
Heh. Hehe. HEHE. HAH. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*backs avay from Dibsy*
*smacks lea* LAUGH WITH ME! *runz away from lea abuse hotline*
DON'T ABUSE ME!!!!!!! *calls abuse hotline*
Abuse hotline man: Yo, you mess with Leaizzle you mess with Abuse hotlineizzle! (socks dibsy in da face)
o.e
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