Friday, September 26, 2008

Updates!

I know that I'm not very good at keeping up with the blog, but now, I'm going to try and update stuff weekly. Such as, have a weekly poll picture, and any new proverbs I come up with during the week. This is also to have a place to comment on the weekly stuff.

So, this week, I have a poll that steers towards the serious. I want to know your opinion on abortion. This is also to laugh at the people who aren't pro choice like me. Look, were overpopulated already, and they are technically not yet humans, so I don't see a problem there. Plus, if it's not my kid, I don't have the right to decide for them. If they don't want the kid, and if it was like the result of a rape or something, then it's not my choice.

As for the picture, well, it's a dragon, roasting another dragon. I find it cool.

Proverb! Hold on, I need to go get my math exercise book. I wrote a good one in there! (Your call is important to us, please, hold. *Elevator music*.) Okay! I'm back! I have some time, so I picked the longest one.

An idea is like a forest. It takes time to grow, and make itself reality, but once it has, it is left for all to see in their own way. But as time goes on, the wood will dry, and get old, and die, and finally, it will all go in flames. But soon enough, a new forest comes to take it's place, and the cycle begins again.

So there is your update! Enjoy!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Above the Law: Case 1, How to Kill a Ghost: Prolougue.

(I'm on a roll! Okay, for this, this is a murder mystery script, which I will change later into an actual piece of writing, but for now, you must deal with this. To fully understand, John Trahey, the main character, is narrating at points, where I will put in italics. Otherwise, it's description of anything in brackets. Enjoy.)

Above the Law

Case 1: How to Kill a Ghost.

Prologue

(Scanning over an extremely messy desk.)

Voice: In this world, there are people who believe that there nothing stands between them and whatever they want to do. Those who think that there are no chains to hold them back. Those who don't believe in rules, or order, only their ambitions, and nothing in between. Those who are wrong. They only find out when they run to the extent or their chain. But some dogs are strong enough to break a chain. And when this happens, you get a bigger chain. I think I'm done milking that analogy, and will now get to the point.. Some people thing their above the law, but that isn't right. Law, and rules are one of the things that separate us from animals. Some people try and break through the law, and there are people who are made to stop those people, and give them what they deserve. I'm one of those people. My job is to defend those who are being wrongfully accused of crimes. I'm Defence Attorney John Trahey.

(Zooms out on John leaning back on a large chair, feet on the desk.)

John: And right now, I'm so freaking board with my cases!

(Camera switches to door, at the sound of a knock.)

John: Come in Maria! (With hint of annoyance.)

(Door opens, and young woman enters.)

Maria: Good morning sunshine. (Sarcastically, but smiling.)

John: *Mutters*. This is Maria.

(Camera goes to Maria.)


John: She's my assistant, and, I suppose if I have any friend, it's this perky disaster. She's now 20, and doing college here, in (Insert location here.). She came to me when I started this damn career. Five years ago, she came to me, looking for a job. I hadn't put out an add yet, she was just looking for work. So, me being the new attorney in town gave her a job. I didn't really feel like working outside of school hours anyways. She wanted the money for college, and got it a long time ago. I had no idea what the rush was a fifteen, but then again, I never understood some of Maria. She started out as my secretary, but her natural fluke luck, and slight understanding of how my job worked, became my assistant. And when it came time for college, and her acceptance for Yale, for some reason, she didn't want to abandon me, and decided to stay and do school here. And I have to admit, I'd be pretty lost without her as my Assistant.

Maria: We have a case.


John: It's eight am, why aren't you in your boyfriend's bed?

(Maria scowls at him.)


John: We both know that she doesn't have a boyfriend, somehow. She's naive, and the perfect
target.


Maria: I spent my New Years Eve with family. (Said with superiority.)

(Silent for a moment, and Maria gives him an expectant look.)

John: What? Is this the part where you expect me to say that I took this event of change to go apologize to my father? (With sarcasm highly present.) I get that lecture twice a year.


Maria: Well I was going to add that 2020 would sound like a nice time to look back on, seeing as how it's a good number. (With sarcasm.)

(Maria looks at something on the desk, and the camera goes to a book of challenging mind puzzles, Cheetos, and several beers on the desk.)

John: One New Years Eve to remember. (said while removing feet from desk.)

(Maria rolls eyes, and takes out the file tucked under her arm.)

John: Read it out for me.


Maria: Victim, Douglas Hampshire, 52 years of age, boring stuff. Here we are. Victim was shot twice with a 45 caliber pistol- (flipping through pages)

John: Ouch.


Maria: (Gives John a look.) Once in the right leg, supposedly a miss fire, and once in the head. The autopsy is incomplete as the murder occurred at 12:00 am-


John: Just as were all watching time square on the telly.

(Maria gives him another look.)

John: Go on.

(Maria rolls eyes, yet again.)

John: You keep doing that and those pretty eyes will fall out.

(Maria rolls eyes.)

Maria: Anyways. He was killed around then. The defendant is Anna Sanchez, 25 years of age, female-


John: I should hope so with a name like Anna.

Maria: Could you let me finish without a comment for once in your life?


John: Hey, your perky all the time, and I take it upon myself to bring you back to earth. And this is the thanks I get. (Sarcastically, and with some purposely bad dramatics.)

Maria: Caucasian, rumor is that she's the Night Crusader.


(John rolls eyes.)

John: Night Crusaders. There's more than one. (Said with annoyance.


Maria: Can't you accept that maybe people can do extraordinary things?

John: No. There is no way this is one person, there are more, and there's always some manner of trick in the show.


(Maria rolls eyes, man this happens a lot.)

Maria: Fine, whatever.


John: The Night Crusaders are a group of serial killers. Though it's believed to be a single person. I don't think that for a second. They have been wreaking havoc with their killings, which are so random it's a little too like a psyco. It seems like a psyco though, but maybe just a poser. Though that's just stupid. What person in their right mind tries to be a psyco. Nobody, because if they do, then they obviously aren't in their right mind. Either way, they have gotten quite a name for themselves. They are the new fear of the people who walk home late at night. Idiots don't know what a car is. If you move in a fast metal thing, then the sidewalk bound murderer can't get you! Either way, they are of prime importance to the police right now. Which should make it my prime important to me, too bad it isn't. Really, I don't see a lot of originality in them. They never commit interesting crimes.

Maria: Anyways, a gun was found after the murder, but the prints were wiped, but two shots were fired.


(Maria waits.)

Maria: Nothing to say?


John: You have pretty hair. (Sarcasm.)

Maria: So are you getting it so far?

John: Well, I'm guessing that this was dropped in by not Anna, but our good old Detective Sanchez, and knowing the detective, there is probably a nice goody to make it interesting on the inside.

(Maria smirks.)

Maria: The detective left you a note on the inside.

(Maria drops file on desk, and walks out of room.)

(John reaches across his desk, and picks up the file, opening it. On the inside, there is a post it note saying, 'The victim was burned to death five years ago. John grins, and leaves room, and grabs coat.)

John: Maria, grab your coat.

(Maria smirks.)

Maria: Where to? (Sarcastically)

John: Let's pay Detective Sanchez a visit.


(Both walk out door, and then John reaches in, and grabs a bagel from a bag on Maria's desk.)

Friday, September 19, 2008

Hello Dr.Marbles!

Hey guys. I'm feeling random, which is where this came from. So yeah, one thing you should know is that Johnny looks like a red version of the cookie monster, and sounds like it too.

Johnny: I are Johnny. I are sick! I am go see docotor. Docotor is friend. You not see, but I nods when I say he is friend. See, I do again. Docotor is friend. See, I nod! But you no bore me with how you head nods. I go to docotor now. Put on the bunny shoes! Bye!

(Walks out door, and onto street.)

Johny: What you doing following me, is creepy! No! Stop following! People on street giving looks that are weird! Fine, you come along, but don't make me look not cool. Man, you so stupid!

(Walks for a small while and enters building.)

Johnny: Hello docotor Marbles!

Dr.Maple: It's Dr.Maple Johnny.

Johnny: Wow, you know name!

Dr.Maple: Yeah, I know your name, Johnny.

(Johnny stares at Dr.Maple for a couple seconds.)

Johnny: That's weird.

Dr.Maple: So Johnny, why are you here today?

Johnny: I are sick!

Dr.Maple: You don't seem sick.

Johnny: But my thermommyoter said I wasisisisisisis!

Dr.Maple: *Sigh* Have you been eating fresh chocolate fondu, with your thermomiter, and then checking your temperature again?

(Johnny pauses.)

Johnny: I have no spoons.

Dr.Maple: Well then we'll go steal some plastic ones fromt the cafeteria.

Johnny: I don't want any! They the work of Japanese!

(Dr.Maple gives a questioning look.)

Dr.Maple: Then how about a fork?

Johnny: No! That was Jews! (Suck it! I'm part Jewish!)

Dr.Maple: How about a ladle.

(Johnny pauses to think.)

Johnny: Okay!

Dr.Maple: Good. Go pick up one on your way home, and then don't let that fondu go to waste.

Johnny: OKAY! BYE DOCOTOR MARBLES!

(Johnny runs out the door, and after he does, Dr.Maple sighs, shakes his head, and heads to his desk.)

(Screen cuts, and goes to Johnny. Johnny laughs a cookie monster laugh, and starts attempting to eat the fondu with a lable. Looks up, and cookie monster laughs again.)

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Screw this!

You know what, I've been gone longer than you guys know. With the larger amount of known readers coming up, I got caught up in myself, but I'm going back to what I intended to do for this blog, and that's write! I'm constantly brainstorming, and I'm not sharing it. So now, I'm sharing this shit again. I'm lazy, and irresponsible, but I'm doing this! I'm here to share with you, and I haven't been doing that! I'm doing it now though, and as my new photo says, I LOVE COLORING! That isn't related, and I don't love coloring that much, but look at that kid! Anyways, I'm doing this up, now, and if you don't like it, well, I don't know, but UNPLEASANT!