Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The wisdom of me

The are a few things that I think are kinda usefull tips for life.

  1. Wisdom is for the wise, so give up!
  2. if the emus attack hit them with bat.
  3. Count your eggs BEFORE they hatch, cause its hard to catch a chicken.
  4. Those who base their knowledge only on asumptions are, idiots.
  5. Before you act reflect on your current state (Humpty dumpty THIS MEANS YOU!)
  6. An actor knows where the stage is.

This last one means don't make yourself a jerk by acting like one if you arent.

2 comments:

Nathaniel said...

These are just things that have been on my computer for a while.

Ben Sparkes said...

Dude, you crack me up, i mean emus with bats and the chicken thing is priceless. Anyways check mine out bensparkes.blogspot.com and im gonna add your email, finally, the Leon's have internet.