(Stage changes to an office scene.)
Nathaniel B: I know I do grrrrrrrrrreat job on blog.
Nathaniel A: Nathaniel you seem to sound like you are an ogre.
Nathaniel B: O course I sound like ogre I ogre!
Nathaniel A: Wow I never realized that, But don't ogres have poor spelling.
Nathaniel B: Well in accuallity when I am in the process of wrighting I may sound which ever way I like beacause I may spell things differently. I have fork in nose!
Nathaniel A: That is some kind of cool I havn't decided which though.
Nathaniel B: I think I get pat on back!
Nathaniel A: Oh, what? Yes a pat on the back seems rather in order. But I can't because of your ogreish spikes! Hmmmm.
(Nathaniel C enters from right.)
Nathaniel C (WITH BRITTISH ACCENT!): Myess fellow Nathaniels you have-.
Nathaniel A: Oh Nathaniel good I have just had a grrrrreat Idea.
Other Nathaniels: Huh/Myess.
Nathaniel A: Well this is a bit of a pickle, we share the same name, but it only becomes apparent in a three way conversation. Hmmmmmmmmm, I know, I can be Nathaniel A, ogre can be Nathaniel B and you are Nathaniel C.
Nathaniel C: But I wish to have the honorable monacre of Nathaniel A.
Nathaniel B: Me want that name too.
Nathaniel A: Listen that's what it says on the side of the screen so that's how we'll do things. We don't want to upset the readers so that is that.
Nathaniel C: I suppose that is the most resonable thing to do.
Nathaniel A: Good. Naow as I was saying Nathaniel C can I give you a pat on the back for Nathaniel B.
Nathaniel C: My word Nathaniel A You are quite the problem solver.
Nathaniel B: That plan smart Nathaniel A.
(Nathaniel A pats Nathaniel C on the back.)
Nathaniel B: Mmmmmm sweet recognition.
Nathaniel A: Well now that that's solved why did you barge in Nathaniel C?
Nathaniel C: I came in to tell you that Mr. Anthony Tiger wish's to speak with well now both of you about your uses of the term grrrrrreat.
Nathaniel A: I suppose he wants to talk to you now too.
Nathaniel C (depressed): Myess I suppose so.
Nathaniel A: Damn copywright laws.
(All exit to left, with heads low. Remake living room scene. Jemaine and Grandpa renter.)
Grandpa: And that is how Harry Potter and the brand muffin came to be.
Jemaine: Gandpa you didn't tell a story at all you just said, and that is how Harry Potter and the brand muffin came to be.
Grandpa: Back in my day we didn't have a grandpa to tell us stories. (Etc)
(After hours of rambling)
Grandpa: you kids with your high tech rocks, strings,twigs and grandparents!
Jemaine: Sorry I wasn't listening I playing my PSP.
(Grandpa brightens.)
Grandpa: Now that is good old fashioned entertanement.
Jemaine: Accualy I think I've played enough. I'll go read a book.
Grandpa: You techie get back here and play.
(Grandpa begins chasing Jemaine and both exit left while runing.)
(Curtain closes the characters take a bow to the Spiderman theme)
(Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.)
Lyres are NOT for losers.
Nathaniel
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