Inconvenience

Well I have just visited my local arts and culture center and stumbled upon a fact that I had not known before. You see I had to go with my father to pick up my sister from a dance lesson, with the promise of then going to Chapters. Anyways I went exploring upstairs. During this time I felt nature call, but I had to put nature on hold because upstairs the only male washroom is behind locked doors! Now I have highlighted the word male because in fact there is a female washroom upstairs that isn't locked up. So I searched the upstairs in vain for a washroom. I would have gone to the other washroom earlier but at the time it seemed stupid because it was directly across the damn building! It seems intelligent to me to have a corresponding washroom of the opposite gender, but apparently this would make life to easy! But to quote Macbeth "Whats done is done." To be completely honest this did happen to me but it is also an elaborate prank set up for you the reader.

V for Victory

Nathaniel.

Hurray For Visuals!

I think you've noticed my pictures. I did not make them of course, their just things I found on Google images. Anyways I have now added an avatar and a weekly pic, so please look out for new awesome pictures.

Good night Ceatle!

Nathaniel

Support

Well I have received support from two people so far. They are in close proximity so there aren't real communication problems but if anyone on the net wants to join in please do. Anyways the two writers that have agreed are Katherine and Ben. They each have blogs as well. Ben is www.bensparkes.blogspot.com, and Katherine is www.krazeethoughts.blogspot.com. They have some cool stuff so check them out. I would like to thank both of them for their support, but I ask for continuing support. Let's write.

Shooting an elephant with a bazooka from five feet away is not as easy as it sounds.

Nathaniel

Changes.

As my loyal readers might have read, I said that in the story Land of last names I would be making a character who's job was to be a slacker. I will be changing this and there will be a surprise character. If you are disappointed by this decision then I am deeply sorry but this is just to add depth. This is not to say that Land of last names will win but that I want to rectify a mistake I made in the idea pitch.

I fear fear itself

Nathaniel

Philosophical Fun

Hey, everybody. This is something I'm doing from now on. This is my philosophical fun segment where I give you advice like in the post titled the wisdom of me.

1. The lion is not the lion until he sees himself in the mirror of fire.
2. Those who abuse luck are those who didn't know they had it.
3. Skinning an animal is about whats on the inside.
4. If actions speak louder than words then why do we have diplomacy.
5. The pen was only mightier than the sword when poisonous ink existed.

Well there is your philosophical fun. If you have been a victim of my stupidity than please head for the burn ward for internal burns, you'll feel it when you get there.

Till next time.

Nathaniel.

Readers' Choice

I bet you all realised that I have yet to write a story. I will change that now, I am giving the readers two options for a story. I here by declare that on Sunday June first I will write the first part of one of the two choices given. I also need a team of writers willing to help me with these stories, in a round about story. If you want in then E-mail me at nightmare_13@live.ca.

Here is choice number one entitled: Land of Last Names. Here's the pitch. The story is centered around a boy named Charles Monk. Monk lives in a land where, you are given your job based on your last name. Since Monks don't have children, a hand full of babies are given this last name, and must become a monk. Unfortunately he wants to be an artist, but that is against the law. He has to find a way out of this cruel system, follow him on his journey to fulfill his destiny, along with his friend Drew Slacker.

Number two: Back to the UK. This is the story of Benny Bucktooth, the beaver. This is the story based on the attempt to re introduce beavers into the lands of the UK. Can Benny and his kind re settle into where other beavers once existed.

Those are the two choices, I will be putting up a pole to vote on, and if anyone is interested in writing then E-mail me at the address given above.

You are dismissed.

Nathaniel.

Bad spelling

I guess you've discovered that for the first couple of my posts that I have incorrectly spelt write and writer. If you are a new reader than you didn't know about how the title was and address were spelt Wrighters playhouse. All I can say is that I am very sorry for this mix up and that I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

On a side note I have now seen Prince Caspian. My view is that I was a little disappointed with a couple of things, firstly it was very inaccurate, secondly The actor who played Caspian was a Spanish pretty boy, I actually expected him to give a half ass speech and dramatically turn his head and say "I look so good." Other than that it was a great movie, and one worth seeing. I'd give it a 8 out of 10.

Fly like the unicorn.

Nathaniel

Time off

Dear readers,
Something has just occurred to me. You see I am at the end of a long weekend and I have school work to do. The reason I have this day off is because it is Victoria day. Now correct me if I'm wrong but this is supposed to be a day honoring queen Victoria. I think she would be honored knowing that I am writing about William Wallace, a man who rejected her nation. Now I mean no offence to either of these historical figures but this is just bringing me to my point.
My point is that I should be enjoin this day off to the fullest, but and I must confess that I put off this project about William Wallace, I am stuck inside on a beautiful day. I think schools should live up to there promises of "Time off" because they give us time in the day to enjoy ourselves yet it's jam packed with three to five hours of home work (Very large over estimation) I mean if someone tells me "Here's a Popsicle but you can't eat it." I AM going to flip out or at least be extremely disappointed. I mean seriously you have got to be kidding me. Here's a fun fact for you, Finland has the top scores on international testing, something about the Finland school system is the least demanding school system in the world! They start school later and end earlier, plus no homework, all the promises of free time are kept, everything personal but this is the best school system for me. Anyways just something to think about.

Fight the machine with your words.

Nathaniel

Damn copywright laws

Well I have just covered the mistake that I made in the title and address. I didn't realize that I had been spelling writer wrighter until recently and I was caught up in a few realy great books lately (the "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" series.) So anyways I would say I did a pretty good job on changing the blog to a blog with a well wrighten title and address, I even added a blog description. I think that would make me cocky though, saying I did a great job. But none the less here is a script on what congragulating myself would look like.

(Stage changes to an office scene.)

Nathaniel A: Whoa Nathaniel you did a great job.



Nathaniel B: I know I do grrrrrrrrrreat job on blog.



Nathaniel A: Nathaniel you seem to sound like you are an ogre.



Nathaniel B: O course I sound like ogre I ogre!



Nathaniel A: Wow I never realized that, But don't ogres have poor spelling.



Nathaniel B: Well in accuallity when I am in the process of wrighting I may sound which ever way I like beacause I may spell things differently. I have fork in nose!



Nathaniel A: That is some kind of cool I havn't decided which though.



Nathaniel B: I think I get pat on back!



Nathaniel A: Oh, what? Yes a pat on the back seems rather in order. But I can't because of your ogreish spikes! Hmmmm.

(Nathaniel C enters from right.)


Nathaniel C (WITH BRITTISH ACCENT!): Myess fellow Nathaniels you have-.

Nathaniel A: Oh Nathaniel good I have just had a grrrrreat Idea.

Other Nathaniels: Huh/Myess.

Nathaniel A: Well this is a bit of a pickle, we share the same name, but it only becomes apparent in a three way conversation. Hmmmmmmmmm, I know, I can be Nathaniel A, ogre can be Nathaniel B and you are Nathaniel C.

Nathaniel C: But I wish to have the honorable monacre of Nathaniel A.

Nathaniel B: Me want that name too.

Nathaniel A: Listen that's what it says on the side of the screen so that's how we'll do things. We don't want to upset the readers so that is that.

Nathaniel C: I suppose that is the most resonable thing to do.

Nathaniel A: Good. Naow as I was saying Nathaniel C can I give you a pat on the back for Nathaniel B.

Nathaniel C: My word Nathaniel A You are quite the problem solver.

Nathaniel B: That plan smart Nathaniel A.

(Nathaniel A pats Nathaniel C on the back.)

Nathaniel B: Mmmmmm sweet recognition.

Nathaniel A: Well now that that's solved why did you barge in Nathaniel C?

Nathaniel C: I came in to tell you that Mr. Anthony Tiger wish's to speak with well now both of you about your uses of the term grrrrrreat.

Nathaniel A: I suppose he wants to talk to you now too.

Nathaniel C (depressed): Myess I suppose so.

Nathaniel A: Damn copywright laws.

(All exit to left, with heads low. Remake living room scene. Jemaine and Grandpa renter.)

Grandpa: And that is how Harry Potter and the brand muffin came to be.

Jemaine: Gandpa you didn't tell a story at all you just said, and that is how Harry Potter and the brand muffin came to be.

Grandpa: Back in my day we didn't have a grandpa to tell us stories. (Etc)

(After hours of rambling)

Grandpa: you kids with your high tech rocks, strings,twigs and grandparents!

Jemaine: Sorry I wasn't listening I playing my PSP.

(Grandpa brightens.)

Grandpa: Now that is good old fashioned entertanement.

Jemaine: Accualy I think I've played enough. I'll go read a book.

Grandpa: You techie get back here and play.

(Grandpa begins chasing Jemaine and both exit left while runing.)

(Curtain closes the characters take a bow to the Spiderman theme)

(Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.)

Lyres are NOT for losers.

Nathaniel

The wisdom of me

The are a few things that I think are kinda usefull tips for life.

1. Wisdom is for the wise, so give up!
2. if the emus attack hit them with bat.
3. Count your eggs BEFORE they hatch, cause its hard to catch a chicken.
4. Those who base their knowledge only on asumptions are, idiots.
5. Before you act reflect on your current state (Humpty dumpty THIS MEANS YOU!)
6. An actor knows where the stage is.

This last one means don't make yourself a jerk by acting like one if you arent.

Calling all wrighters!

Hi, today I say that I need help. To do this blog I need to find other wrighters for roundabout stories. So I call apon all people who want to creat an uber cool storie with other people to e-mail me at nightmare_13@live.ca. If you don't belive you can wright then take a chance and try it out. You know wrighting down my e-mail address made me remeber a storie of my own.

Once during summer camp a few years back I over heard a kid say (for fun). "I miss my pet cheese whale." I personally thought that this was hallariouse and said to myself. "When I get a e-mail address it will most definatly be imissmypetcheesewhale@ Whatever .com. But as you can see it is not. Just a random thought.

Part of the infenite koala.

Nathaniel

Welcome Wrighters

Hi. My Name is Nathaniel, and this is the wrighter's playhouse. Now I don't mean like a theater, when I came up with the title I meant that this is a place where wrighters can in a way expess themselves. How you ask? By working together. There are a few ways I want to do that. I want people to work on Roundabout stories ( a storie where everyone wrights a part of the storie ) Or maybe a choose a story ( Inspired by ctrl+alt+del. ) Or something of the sort. All I want to do with this blog is have a place where wrighters work together and find other wrighters, but most of all I want to see some amazing stories (I am aware of the corny.) Anyways all I have to say right now is... WRIGHTERS START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!