Are you there, God? It's me, Dibsy.
9 years ago
Welcome to the Writer's Playhouse! With your host Nathaniel Leon! In Other words this is my blog. I will write about random shit concerning my life, and the lives of people around me, as well as some of my own writing compositions, and like most of the regular commenters know, I almost never follow through on my ideas. So once again, welcome to the Writer's Playhouse!
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1 – 200 of 207 Newer› Newest»Hi, I'm Nathaniel. Yes, owner of this blog. I just came here to say that you should vote for me. There are many reasons, but this one sticks out. I'm FYW. For Your Win. I want to help you out. Need some help? Just put it in the comments. I want to make sure that you enjoy your time on my blog, and in your life too. My friend Lea can vouch for me that I give good advice. In fact, she's in this race. I would like to say Good luck Lea, I'm hoping to have an exciting run against you. I want to help you, the reader. I'm Nathaniel, and I'm FYW.
I have to tell people why they should vote for me? Oh goodness, but I don't want to sound braggy.
Okay, well then...you should vote for me because I could "own" you in a battle of wits because I have a quick mouth and a big vocabulary. So don't ever try and argue with me. Seriously, I will own you.
So that is why you should vote for me.
Well, you should also vote for me because I am cool. And...my coolness does not depend on what you think of me.
I think... I should win, because, I've got values, and faith and <333s and I write what I think, and am not afraid to say it, or what other people think of it. I like people. I like the people running this race, and I think it's a pretty even one. I'm not afraid to speak my opinion, and even when I am, I'm not afraid to say that I am! I'm not very convincing, am I?
Either way, I have cookies. Awesometastical cookies. With chocolate chips. (Are we supposed to be taking this seriously... ? o.o *dies*)
I'm Aly, and I... umm...
Approve this message!
Ah man. That's like the third time this month. Please stop dying on my comments page. The people at the mourgue are getting fet up. Also, if you don't want to take it seriousely, don't. Do what you want.
Well, this might sound like some large brag.
Well, you should vote for me-I'm typically the "best friend" kind of person. I always listen, I'm outgoing, and I am very honest. :D Plus, I am representing a land-Dibsyland. There, we have a whole bakery, full of pastries, and of course, cookies. With M&Ms on them.
I write whatever comes to my mind, I will be totally awesome if you don't or do vote for me, too. But please, for my sake, please vote for me. (bakery sale opens) Here you go!
(gives large cookie with M&Ms put in a pattern that resembles letters)
It says, "Dibsy FTW." :)
I think I should win because... I feel like it. *jk*
But I think I should win because I'm pretty funny, honest, I listen (when I'm not unfocused, and I can relate to a lot of people. I'm the kind of person who stands up for what she believes in, and isn't afraid of what others think of me.
Another reason I should win is because I don't use bribery like some people (Aly and Dibsy).
And Nathaniel, good luck to you also. I hope this run goes well.
This is why YOU should vote for ME.
I just decided that I agree with Aly. I'm not going to take this seriously. I have better things to take seriously. Nathaniel, I still think this is interesting and cool, but I'm not taking it seriously. I have a life outside the internet.
I know. I just felt like making an add like comment for the heck of it. This is all kind of a joke. I kind of decided to put up some polls like this, and I was given a good suggestion.
Yeah... I liked your comment, Nattie. ^^' Heheheh. ^^
Thanks Aly, I liked yours too.
Aww, thank you. I liked Leah's and Katherine's and Dibsy's too! The other people need to come... o.o
Maybe we could get a little serious, say, have a short-story writing contest, or something... or just a random blog contest-like-item... if not, that's ai'ight. After all, it's just for teh lulz, but, that'd be kinda fun. :)
*big authoritative voice*
Hello, I'm Arminda Sharpe, and I approve this message.
My family grew up in a small, teeny tiny town in southern Indiana. An itsy bitsy dot on the map. Not many people know about it(*cough*although it's the limestone capital of the WORLD*cough*) We never had much money, but we were still happy. We had our sense of humor...Aw, screw this..*screw the big authoritative voice, it doesn't work for me, anyway*
Vote for me because...umm...well...there isn't really a reason why you should vote for me...since the ownlympics have...no point whatsoever...But still...
I'm funny and smart and nice, and all around a good person.
^_^
Yay!
*pokesarminda* That's rawkin'sauce. 8) I like the authoritive voice thing ya got goin' on here. xD ^^ :) That's pretty fun. :)
*big authoritative voice* Really? Why don't we all do it? MUWAHAHAHA!!!!
I have to go now. Bye <3 ^_^
MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm authoritively authority...-like... yahhh. xD
This is great. 8)
Not as great as an echoy voice! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
The whiny voice is so much cooler. Noooooo. You're meaaaaaan.
The Aly voice pwns you.
HA! I COULD sing but then I abused my voice (talked to Leah 24/7 on the phone) while I was sick, and I'm STILL abusing it! WHEEEE!
I'm abusing my voice, too, you know... except... if I sang... everyone's ears would bleed... and they would die.
Poor earbleed-causing person. We should probably stop commenting on this blog... more pplz ish needing to come and post...
But that isn't fun...
My singing doesn't just make ears bleed...it makes them EXPLODE. O.O
COOL! I WISH MY SINGING COULD DO THAT!
Well my voice is the best.
I demand your creampuffs! All of them!
And my singing is really deep, to not so high.
We were sailing along down moonlight baaaayy.
(gives extra cream puffs) Sing some pop for mwa and there's more where that came from! Lolz...
Your a jerk! How dare you try and make me si-!... More you say?
Your a jerk! How dare you try and make me si-!... More you say?
Yes, yes, lots and lots of more cream puffs... (smiles innocently)
I love you guys. You're so funny.
...I'm wondering whether to hug you or not, but for now i'll just say I wuv you too. :)
HAHA. Like I said, I COULD sing, but I damaged my voice during being sick, and I'm still in the process of doing so.
I hope I get my normal voice back by school starting... I don't wanna suck for choir... xP
Anyvayz, SIIIIIIIIIIIING NATTIE, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
*givescreampuffs*
It es funneh to hear guys sing. SIIIIING NATTY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Hey, I called the Cream Puff factory! (truck full of cream puffs come) It's all yours, if you SIIIIING, NAAAATTTTYY!!!
By the way, Aly:
I laugh at you. You have to protect your voice because your a choir nerd. I can destroy my voice as much as I want because I'm a band geek. Orchadorks could do the same as me. That is why you don't sing for school, you can just waste your voice away.
I'm a...nerd. A...teacher's pet? And I laugh. At everyone. But I'm with Leanne, I'm a band geek, too. Double whammy!
Cool! What instrument do you play?
I play ze french horn.
Flute! We're both on the wind family! (hugs lea)
*hugs Dibsy*
I'm sorry, but I dislike most of the flutes at my school. Most of them are really annoying. But you're cool.
(hugs back and then pulls away) WHY?! Wait...you have school already? Dang, that sucks. T_T School doesn't teach you anything, you know. The people there do.
Floutests FTW! High five! I play the flute too! I want a piccalo.
(high fives nathaniel) w00t, FLOUTESTS RULE! (???)
You play flute, Nathaniel? Wow... I can never really picture that...
And Dibsy, school hasn't started yet, but the flute players from last year (who probably all quit) were really annoying.
Not extremely well, but I play it. Also, I quit band, because we were supposed to move in early september, and joined what I wanted to join from the start, which was the drama course. Much more fun.
'Drama course'? What's that?
Poor deprived Tobias. It's plays, and acting and stuff like that. We had a puppetry unit, they were made from socks. Mine had a name, that I now forget.
Wow, good job for forgetting the name of that puppet.
Nice, dude. Dun't call me Tobias, I hate that nickname. >.<
Oh, hello there. Hi, I'm John. Why, do you ask, am I telling you my name? Well, dear friend, I am running for coolest person alive, against some bright opponents.
I'm here to tell you about myself, and why you should vote for me. I consider myself to be talented in both drawing and writing, as well as having a razor-sharp wit, which is as sharp as Death's scythe from "Reaper Man" by Terry Pratchett. (I am modest and unassuming, as well)
I'll keep this short, and sweet. Vote for me, or don't, it doesn't matter, I'll still be your friend. (Though, please vote for me!)
Hullo, John. Here, have a cupcake full of icing.
Tobias, Tobias, Tobias. You and your marketing schemes.
I plan to be one of the next Bill Gates when I grow up. :D Here, have a Little Bites brownie. I command you.
That's not cool...
"The John" and I are tied...
XP
(pats arminda's back) Hey, I voted for you. ^^ Did U just break a rule saying that, Nathaniel?
I meant me. Not Natty or Minda, me. >.<
Arminda, he insists on being called The John, and will refer to himself in third person occasinaly.
He sounds coolio. Lemme check him out. (as in checking his blog, not him, his blog)
Yeah, that John fellow is a real neat guy.
Yes. Yes he is. ^^
Silly John, your such a comedian.
Hey y'all its me.
Hullo misuchll.
Hi! I'm a friend of Nathaniel.
Hi! I'm a friend of Nathaniel.
Hey Megalico! What's up?
Misuchll...aren't we friends now??? :(
So...what do we do now?
The polls are closed...
To dibsy:Sure, why not?
To Arminda: I cast the tiebreaking vote...against John!
So, Misuchll, where are you from? Your name is certainly interesting.
MiSuChLl would be anintresting name, but it is actually combinatation of my first and last name. And I'm from Newfoundland.
be sure to read my blog aswell.
That's cool. My last name is too complicated to do anything with.
My last name sounds like either Medicine or Madonna. ^^ But please, call me whatever you like. :DD
Anything I like? *evil grin*
misuchll, what part of newfoundland do you live in? What school do you go to. Since you live in Newfoundlan, and you are Nathaniel's friend, I'm trying to figure out if I know who you are.
STALKER!!!
jk, im from St.Johns, a minute or two walking distance from Nathaniel's house.
I'm not a stalker!!!!
:*(
You're lucky you were kidding...
I also live in St. John's which would be why I'm trying to figure out if I know you.
Katherine... (starts to sob, throws cup cake at the sky randomly) HOW DID YOU WIIIIN??? >.< I hate being pwned. But its fun. ;(
I bet none of you have been stalked by a cat. To two different cities!
Dibsy, I have no clue how I won. I certainly wasn't expecting it.
I guess you were the favorite. Anyways, I'm leaving on monday.
At least better than tomorrow. You will be missed.
You definitely will!
Movers came today, and we have plane tickets.
Where are you moving to?
I've never moved...Houses, I mean.
I've lived in the same house for 14 years...
Same here Arminda. I'm moving to Labrador City. If you can't remember the name, you can just say One Horse Town.
I moved when I was four... and it was only a mile.
Lucky git.
Yeah... but I realize just how much I miss that house... and the two friends I had on that street.
I'm sorry that you have to move so far, and away from your friends.
I'll still stay in contact. Or Katherine will yell at me!
Heh. My friends were older than me, so I didn't miss them too much, but I'm starting to hang out with them a little more.
Yay! Happy ending!
I so will yell at you!
I know you will, but you can't yell at my new profile picture!
*yells at Natty's profile picture*
And what exactly is your profile picture supposed to mean?
It's Doctor Gregory House, from the TV show House. It's using the running joke of the suggestion of Lupus, but it's never Lupus.
Okey-dokey then. I've never seen the show House so, I wouldn't understand it.
I don't expect you to. And I only started watching it start of the summer. So yeah, I don't even expect you to know what it is.
Okay, that's good. Therefore, I agree, having never seen the show I cannot yell at your profile picture.
No you can't. But that's okay.
I am very upset your leaving. Got any free time before you leave?
Hey guys... TT_TT It also seems to happen that you guys have a wave of loads of comments and long, meaningful conversation when I'm not around. T_T I'm capable of it, you knoooow!
Go House. But who's Lupus? His actor?
Lupus is a desease. And yes, I do have some time. I'll call you later Michale.
Dude... my friend's sister got mono... and now she has lupus... and she's just going into college... it's sad...
Dibsy, you jerk.
Leah is a goat.
I am not a goat. *monotone* I will speak in a monotone voice until Aly stops calling me a goat.
I'm not a jerk.
*Turns off Monotone machine.* Just hug and make up you two.
Meanie. *crosses arms* :p
(hugs self) You guys were fighting? Over the goat thing? (is clueless)
We weren't really fighting; more of arguing.
Ohhh... (nods head)
cool...BUT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW MY NAME!!!
Please, just make up. If not for me, the rest of the fanbase, which isn't very large, and yourselves, then for goat Lea.
Fine. I apologize to Aly, and I will actually tell her that when she calls.
EVERYONE VOTE AGAINST THE JOHN HES CREEPY
Thank you.
...? I voted for Minda in the last one. ^^ But I voted for 'Creepy The John' this time.
^^
Uhh...
Go John. Woo.
LOL. Nice.
Hey, the goat idea came from me, after the michael jackson comments. Anyway, new M.J. and goat pics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Wootums!
Woosh! And wootums!
Oh noes! Das is Sky Pirates! To the cannons!
I enjoy cannons! What girl doesn't like seeing things blow up?
My mom. Now fire!
FIRE!!! (accidentally blows up self) Go...go on without me... (diez)
No, DIIIIIIIIIIIBSY! *Sob.*
Natty...go...go and defeat those...those whatever we're defeating! (diez again)
Ok, it's over. John is the winner in block D. Next rounds. are as follows.
Nathaniel
Katherine
The John
Tracer
YEEEAAAH!!! GO JOOOHHHN!!!
Throw me in against the John. I know how to fix an election.
It doesn't matter, as I'm dropping out. Natty, take my name off. I'm not going to compete against Tracer to see which one of us can get more meaningless votes. And MIchael, you don't have to be a jackass all the time. It really makes you seem like a pathetic troll.
Someone's grumpy...
I missed a lot...
(starts to cry) Fine...wait, um, no offense but, misuchll is a guy?
im jk'ing John, I just thought you'd be a more formidible opponent if I were to be entered. And by the way, donkeys and trolls are the two best animals ever.
To dibsy:.......... ...Ouch?
(hugs misuchll) Sorry...awkward moment there... O.O...so you're a guy. A guy. Guy guy guy. 100% MAN?! Ok, I'll shut up now. >.<
*sighs* All you people are good writers... the votes don't matter. All of people are great. Honestly. *sigh*
*glompz peoples* ILY! I feel random! *giggles uncontrollably*
Coffee, right? (lea or ily or WHATEVER a gallon of coffee)
Actually, it was sleep deprivation.
Well. Me too. High five, mah sista from anotha motha.
*high fives Dibsy* Woot! I finally managed one of my summer goals... I slept in past 12. *sighs happily*
Lucky... -_- I always have circles around my eyes so I need to sleep 12 hours for once in my life... (seriously. have i ever?)
I get circles under my eyes from very little sleep for a few days. Once I sleep my 6-8 hours, though, I'm ack to normal... though I have permanent bags under my eyes.
That's the sucky part. We're little kiddies, and there are great things out there that only come out at night. So can't we be spared? (starts to whine)
Seriously!
Hey, I just noticed; you changed your picture again. I'm trying to get a new one up, but my computer is being stupid. (Or maybe it's me...)
Hey! I changed it! Again! (giggles like a maniac)
I like the newest one the best! (Still trying to get a new one)
Yay! Thankies a bunchies, Senorita Lea!!!
You're welcome, Sinorita Dibsy!
Gracias, amiga!
Also, I have decided to do the same thing Aly did with the name Kim. Call me Juliet now!!! My name is Juliet now, until I find a cooler name!
Hi Juliet.
Hello, Juliet! (Now I'm thinking of the song 'Check Yes Juliet' by We The Kings) :)
Hello Katherine and Lea. Or is it Kris?
Btw, Check yes Juliet and Hey Juliet were the inspiration for the name. How come nobody ever sings about Romeo, i'll never know.
That's for you to decide, Juliet.
Someone should sing about Romeo. It would only make sense.
Well, er...I can't sing...
Neither can I...
*forces Aly to sing even though she's in DC*
:O Ok, er, um, eh, ah, oh, ooh, what noooooowwww???
I have a needle inside my braces and I swear its going to dig a hole in my mouth. (it hurts so much!!!)
Ow... I hope it'll be okay...
I get braces as soon as I lose this last tooth...
Well then. Convince them to put lots of numb in it. You won't feel a thing. I did that, but I suspect that might be a little dangerous for my health. -_- Oh, my bad.
Ahem...I finally did it!!!
Check Yes Romeo
Are you with me?
Rain is falling
down on the windowsill
I won't stop,
until you come
inside.
Check yes Romeo
Kill the limbo,
I'll keep throwing rocks at your window,
i'll keep crying
about that lil bimbo
And...err...that's it. I need help with the rest!
I will not let them pull it.
Um... I'm not sure how to continue Check Yes Romeo...
Erm...I'll just wait for Natty and Kathy then. (whistles)
So...what's up? ^^"
Eh... nothing much... school sucks, and I have to get my next blog post up about that.
Hi peeps. *hugs you all*
Hi Alythepersonwhoispossiblyasian
althoughihavenoclue
butmaybesheisbutwhatever.
Aly is Asian. I bug her about it constantly, because I'm racist like that. :D
What kind? Is she...CHINESE?!
Am I Kathy? ... :S
What? You don't like that nickname? :S Can I call you Kate? Katty? Kitkat? Katkat? Kaka? Katsy?
Erg. >.< I think I went over the boat there.
(so aly's chinese?)
Kitkat works for me. :P
Aly is Filipino... but like... the Philippines start with 'ph', so why doesn't Filipino.
HURRAH! HALLO KITKAT! (dances)
(high fives invisible aly) IM DA FILIPINA!!! Filipino is for boys Leelee...
Aly, did you move to the US from the Philipines, or are your parents Filipino, so you're kind of Filipino(a) by birth?
Let me answer for her, since she never gets on here.
Aly's mom: Filipina
Aly's dad: Mexican
Aly was born in the U.S., because her mom moved here and met her dad.
Oh, that's cool. Thanks, Leah.
Thanks. I'll have to look back in her older posts to see what she looks like... -_- Ugh, I'm too lazy.
Yup. Ya'll are welcome! (I enjoy country accents! Teehee!)
Ihihihihi...british pwns though!!! Heehee, I saw Aly...(she was crouching i think...i can't tell if she's short or not, but tell her to drink some milk)
Apple juice is better. We pretend we're at a wine tasting, and I'm always the drunk... xP
Apple cider! Gimme five, homegirl!
Did you know that licking a stamp takes away 1/10 of a calorie? And did you know that the Earth is slightly pear-shaped?
Did you know that the most common name in the world is Mohammed?
Yeah! Before I knew that, I thought it was John or something...I don't even know anyone named Mohammed, but I cna name quite a many John's...
Wowz... o.o
*hugseveryone*
Hullo, Aly. I saw a picture of you on the internet.
You should have stood up. I want to know whether you are short or not. (hugs back) But you're probably taller than me...
Hello people! I'm back from Wisconsin! Weeee!
...you were ever gone? (confused look) )hugz) I'm sorry Lea for not noticing...
Happy birthday, though!
That's fine. And thank you! *hugs*
So...how was Wisconsin?
Good. I enjoy Wisconsin! Woot!
What stae is that in exactly? Or is that a state? (ow, spaz moment there)
Wisconsin ish a state... of CHEESEHEADS!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm such a nerd.
CHEEEEEESE!!! I hear New York smells like cheese...hehe the world i live in. ;P
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